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14- Pranking the new old boyfriend

I woke up, and went to pet shop to get the snake. He called me a snake, so I'll act like one. I got a male boa constrictor. Then I put on my black suit, and went to Daniels house. If he wants to be a total snob to me, and believe my old boyfriend over me, then fine. I'll give him a reason too.

I walked over to his front door, and his bike was gone. I didn't know how much time I had, so I went up to his room, and rigged a trap so the next time he opens his bedroom door, the snake is free.

Wondering how I got so smart, I climbed out his window, and onto the tree. Unforntualy, I really wanted coffee now. That's mine, and Daniels, hangout. Oh well, I need my coffee.

I went to Starbucks, walking, and got a latte. Gosh, this is good! I took a seat across from you-know-who, and smiled.

He looked kinda confused.

"Are you ok now?", he asks.

"Am I ok? I was never wrong!"

"Well, you kinda got me all wet. And a day before that you never showed up for our date!"

"Well, I was kiddnapped. And it was a week later, not a day"

"I think I would know what day it is. Look", he showed me the date of his iPhone. He is right, it has been two days. What is going on?

"Uhh"

"Ya. So the next thing I know, I call to see if something is wrong, and you go off telling me how you Ashton over and you won't listen to my 'junk'"

"Uhh, ya, about that. I'm SOOO sorry, I must've fallen asleep! I had this crazy dream where I got kidnapped by my old boyfriend Cole and he could drive! And Vincent was there, and-"

"Wait, who is Cole and Vincent?"

"Cole, old boyfriend. And I don't want to talk about Vincent"

He didn't push the matter.

"OH TUNA SANDWHICH!"

"What?"

"Uhh, well, IkindaputasnakeinyourroombecauseIthoughtmydreamwasrealandIwantedrevenge"

"What?"

"I put a snake in you room, because I thought my dream was real and I wanted revenge"

His face was all like, 'are you kidding me?', and 'Oh my gosh, Zoey!'. Goodness, boys are crazy.

"Anyway! About Cole, I do need some revenge on him now. Wanna help?"

"Ok"

"Ok, we need flowers, a lamp, tomatoes, toilet water, and some rope. I meet you back here in ten minutes bye!", I said, dashing outside. I'll get extra toilet water and tomatoes, but he can get the rest. I texted Dylan and Abby to meet us there, and told them to get the flowers. I then texted Daniel to get the other stuff.

I got a big bag to put everything in, and put the water in a cooler, to be pulled by a wagon. And yes, I filled it up. Then I ran to the kitchen, and got every tomato I could find; Big, small, canned, soup, and even grilled! Then I had a stroke of brilliance. I got a needle for a shot, made a hole in the big tomatos, and filled them up with toilet water. Hehehe. I dashed off, bringing the bag and wagon, to the coffee shop. I only had to wait a second for Abby to show up, being the last one there.

"Ok, huddle up, it's time for the plan. We're going to take down Coles base. I know it's there, I've been there. If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't ask. Daniel, we need your manlyness it take down Vincent. Make sure he doesn't interfere. You have three tomatoes to work with. As for Abby, I need you to guard. Make sure nobody comes in while I'm beating the life- I MEAN AIR- out of Cole. Dylan, you take care of all the other guards"

"Wait, how come she gets more guards?", Daniel complained, thinking he wasn't respected enough.

"Because, DYlan is Dylan", I jestured to her, " And Vincent is the biggest and meanest. Anndddd he was mean to me"

I pouted.

He gave in.

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

We got there, walking, and started our misson. I went in first, so I could get to him. He would be in the basement with Vincent, I was sure. Abby and Dylan left us, and we grabbed the bags. I drug the cooler, and Daniel had the bag. We raced down the stairs- literally- and both end up falling. I jumped up, holding a foot of rope.

"FEAR MY AWESOMENESS!"

Cole smirked. Vincent laughed. Not a bad laugh, like a pure funny laugh.

Daniel jumped up, "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!"

I started swinging my rope at Cole, trying to hit him. He ended up grabbing it, and swinging it back. I grabbed a toilet-tomato, and flung it at him. It exploded on his chest.

"Did that toilet water mess up your fat rolls?", I mocked. He was really fit, as he wanted to play football.

He looked down, clearly grossed out.

"Ugh, what is this?"

"Toilet water"

"Ehh, great"

I took that window of opportunity and threw another one. And another. Then ran over behind the wagon. I could easily fit, because I was so small. He walked over, because this was the only hiding spot in this place. I quickly grabbed the lamp, and took of the shade. I whacked his side with the base, stuck the shade on his head while I had a chance, and squeezed a big group of toilet tomatoes on his head.

"That's what you get for dumping me"

"DANIEL CMON LETS GO NOW", I yell, dashing out the door. I ran up the stairs, and outside, where Dylan and Abby are waiting. I signal them to come, and Daniel comes right behind me. With Vincent and Cole behind him. Ugh, why do break-ins have to be so complicated?

We race back over to our side of town, and the meanies are catching up. I'm about to pass out. Daniel helps me and Abby, but Dylan is still going good. That little cheater.

We go to Ashtons tour bus, because we knew they would have donut dudes guarding it.

"ASHTON LUKE CALUM MICHAEL GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE AND MOVE YOUR DONUT- I MEAN BODY GUARDS!", I manage in one breath. Luke does, and helped Dylan inside. The guards stopped Cole and Vincent. I saw them argueing through the window, so I bursted out laughing. Cole was pointing to me, explaining something. Which made me laugh harder.

Ashton walked over, "Whats so funny?"

"Cole's head is soaked in toilet water"

"Do I want to know?"

"Do you?"

"No"

"Ok then"

"Ok, well, wattaya wanna do?", he asked, sitting down next to me.

"Well, as much as I would like to relive the last ten minutes of my life, I can't. So instead I would like sleep", I replied, laying down on his leg. Yes, I did want sleep. Yes, I was comfortible. Yes, I am now dreaming. But sometimes dreams are better than reality.

A/N

Hey Gummybears! Thanks soooo much for reading this! I think this will be the last chapter, but if I can get twenty-five votes total I'll make an extra one. Otherwise, wait until the sequel >:D But really, thanks for reading! Don't for get to vote, comment, and follow!