CoD Oneshots & Imagines/Scenarios

Ultimis! Richtofen x Reader x Ultimis! Dempsey

This was requested by @TheDemonWithin115

Dempsey: "Who wants this sexy beast~ O-RA!!"

Richtofen: "Dempshey, people vant me more zhan jou"

Dempsey: "Fuck off Kraut" *flips Richtofen off*

Richtofen: "Ooo~ Iz zhe big,  brave,  American soldier getting... jelly?" *wiggles eyebrows*

Dempsey: "Why the hell would I get jealous of your fragile German ass?"

Me: "JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST,  CAN YOU BOTH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE!?"

Richtofen: "Nein"

Me: "Richtofen I swear to god,  Im gonna-"

*Richtofen knocks me out and ties me up in a chair*

Richtofen: "ZHERE VE GO!  How about ve do zhings our vay? HAHAHAHAAHAH"

Y/n: "What is going on?"

Dempsey: "Nothing beautiful,  but,  later tonight,  I'm gonna make sure you feel loved~" *winks sexily*

Y/n: "O-Oh" *BLUSHES REALLY HARD*

*Richtofen pushes Dempsey out of the way and pulls (Y/n)  close to him*

Richtofen: "Don't mind zhat shtupid American,  he has no brain cells.  Jou,  mein dear, are one fine feline~" 

*Richtofen is about to kiss you,  but then Dempsey punches Richtofen,  knocking the German to the floor and then kisses (Y/n)  PASSIONATELY*

Y/n: "D-Dempsey!"

Dempsey: "Shhhh doll~  don't worry~ Dempsey here is gonna take care of you~"

*Richtofen kicks Dempsey,  making the marine fall over,  THEN KISSES YOU PASSIONATELY*

Y/n: "Richtofen?"

Richtofen: *smirks sexily* "Ja?  Vhat is it mein leibling?"

Y/n: "I-I..... 

I LOVE TAKEO"

Richtofen and Dempsey:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!  

HOPE YALL ENJOYED THIS ONE-SHOT,  BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE