Primis! Takeo x Perverted! Reader

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by IHaveTooManyIssues

by IHaveTooManyIssues

This was requested by PhiaBacon05
A while ago, I finally got back to writing shit so, HERE WE GO
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Dempsey: "Damn, took you long enough"

Me: *sighs* "I know"

Richtofen: "hahahah, pathetic!"

Me: "I. KNOW." *sighs AGAIN* "Sorry it took so long!"
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This takes place in Zetsubo no Shima (AGAIN, YA YA YA, I KNOW I DO THIS MAP A LOT, BUT ITS ONE OF MY FAVS, AND I AIN'T DOING BLOOD OF THE DEAD BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, I STILL HAZ FEELZ OVER THAT ENDING CUTSCENE)

Normal POV

You smirked as you walked behind Takeo, you were staring at his ass. (Oh god, I can already tell that this is gonna get cringey, im sorry ;-; ) Takeo felt eyes on him and looked back, he blushed and raised an eyebrow. "Hi Takeo~" you waved. You then walked next to him and grabbed his face, pulling him toward you. He blushed even more from how close you two were now. You then slapped his ass and ran, you yelled behind you, "YOU GOT A NICE ASS THERE TAK" Takeo got furious and ran at you, "(Y/N)!!!" He caught up to you and slammed you into a rocky wall, he glared at you, while you bit your lip. This excited you. (WTF AM I EVEN WRITING?!) Before he could say anything, you pushed him to the ground and sat on top of his chest, he growled. He was not pleased with how you were acting. A jar fell out of your pocket, he grabbed it and read the little sticker that was on the side of the glass jar. "Potion of... Pervertedness??" He read aloud, questioning the authenticity of the "potion". He got up, making you fall over, and ran toward the generator by the spider den-thing. When he got there he saw Richtofen with a bunch of potions and some sort of book. Richtofen turned around and saw the samurai. "Ah! Hallo Takeo! Do jou need somezhing?" The german asked. "Yes" Takeo said while handing the pink potion to the scientist. "I think (Y/n) drank this potion..." Takeo said, super seriously. Richtofen looked at the potion and laughed. "Ja! I vas hoping she/he vould!" Takeo was in shock. "What?! Why doctor?" Richtofen simply shrugged. "Because mein dear samurai, I needed to see how she/he vould act, I needed to test zhe affects of the potion!" Suddenly, you bursted into the room yelling, "TAKEO! I WANT YOUR "SWORD" IN MEEEEEEEE" (Oh god) Takeo blushed as red as Juggernog and Richtofen was laughing his fuckin' ass off.

THATS THE END!!!

I HOPE YALL ENJOYED THIS ONE-SHOT

BYE MEIN LEIBLINGS!!!!!!