Utimis! Neko You

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by IHaveTooManyIssues

by IHaveTooManyIssues

GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES?! (sorry, I had a lot of sugar XD) Anyways, sorry that it took awhile for me to write again. A lot of shit has happend... But, I'm slowly getting better, ANYWAYS HERE YA GO

This was requested by @SlyHellcat115

Heres some background knowledge for yall: Pretty much you found a syringe while drunk from the VODKAAAAAA and decided (like the fucking badass you are) to fucking STAB THAT FUCKER into your arm. You blacked out, woke up and walked around, felt your head and found (h/c) ears and then realized you also had a (h/c) tail. You (like the fucking badass you are) DIDN'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIIIIIT! You walked around the theater (oh, yea, forgot this is gonna take place in Kino Der Toten CAUSE WHY DA FAQ NOT) and saw your hot as fuck boyfriend, and he saw you.

Dempsey: He would be in disbelief, but, after all the FUCKING SHIT he's seen, he would just accept it. He would just started petting you, and scratching behind your ears while blushing (He love cats, yes this is cannon, a qoute from Classified confirmed this, and his hot AS FUCK girlfriend (or boyfriend, which ever one) plus the best physical features of a cat just made him think of how FUCKING ADORABLE YOU WERE! You would start to purr and his face would get even redder. Yes ladies and gentlemen, you just made TANK FUCKIN DEMPSEY blush really hard, you are fucking MAGIC!

Takeo: He would have a surprised look on his face, but then have a bit of a smile. He would walk up towards you, sit down, pull you into his lap, and start petting you softly (be careful he might cut off your tail as he did to kittens as a child, I think this is cannon, but I could be wrong) And the rest of the day would be spent with you nuzzling up to him and cuddling with him, though he might be a little uncomfortable with the amount of closeness, he would just accept it.

Richtofen: He would have the biggest FUCKIN smile on his face. He would SQUEAL like a little girl, giggle like a school girl (heh, yes I got that from Dempsey) and pick you and spin you around. He would be like, "AWWW JOU ARE SO CUTE MEIN LEIBLING! DEMPSHEY CAN NEVER BE NEAR JOU AGAIN OR I VILL SHTAB HIM" and start petting your ear and playing with your tail while giggling.

Nikolai: He would look down at his vodka, then back to you, then back to his vodka, then to you, to his vodla, to you, vodka, you, then say along the lines of, "Has Nikolai drink to much? No, I dont think so" and chug down another bottle of vodka and walk his way towards you. He would feel your ears, pet you, and then laugh. Then he would pick you up, sit down, put you on his lap, and pass out while snoring. You would just cuddle with him while purring.

ALRIGHT YALL THERE YA GO! IM SORRY FOR ANY SPELLING ERRORS

BYEEEEEEEEEE MEIN LEIBLINGS