Doygals

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I was at my house eating breakfast while watching tv until this commercial came on and it was talking about how this hospital was the best in the world and these doctors are so nice that they shit out rainbows and unicorns.  I didn't really give a flying pedobear.

Then they showed a doctor, being the dumbass I was I said, "What the heck, who names their son doygals?"

My mom just gave me this blank look and said, "Mackenzie, that's Douglas."

Hey, don't blame me I was 12 years old and I didn't take my meds yet.

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