My Random/Funny Moments

Gas Station Creeper

I was at my house and it was night time.  I was feeling really silly so I decided to dress all in black.  I wore a long sleeved black shirt and black jogging pants, along with black gloves, my black snow boots, and my black ski mask.  I also wore two light up necklaces. 

With my outfit on I walked outside in front of the house.  I turned on my light up necklaces and danced in front of the window where my mom was washing the dishes.  I turned on a flashlight in front of my face and started making funny faces.  My mother finally looked up and laughed.  I then went to the garage where my step-dad was located and did the same.  He said, "Hey, I'll pay you one dollar if you go to the gas station with me in that outfit."

I thought about it for a second, then I said, "Hm, how about five?"

"Deal"

So we then walked over to the gas station to buy sun chips.  The clerk was watching me like a hawk, he probably thought I was gonna steal something.  All of a sudden, one of my step-dad's friends that I never met showed up and started talking to him.  He didn't even spare a glance at me.  The whole time I was standing there trying to stifle my laughs.  When we finally picked out something we set it on the counter.  While the clerk was checking out our stuff our eyes would meet a few times, which gave me a perfect opportunity to look him straight in the eyes without saying anything and wiggle my eyebrows.  He gave me a weird look and I swear to god I thought I saw him move faster.

When he handed our stuff back I said to him in a creepy voice, "Thanks sexy."  With that I turned around and followed my step-dad out of the gas station. 

"Wow, I didn't think you'd actually do it." my step-dad said.

"Well, I did, now hand over the cash."  I held out my hand.

"Fine," he pulled out a five dollar bill out of his pocket and handed to me the money.

I was probably in 7th or 8th grade at the time.