My Random/Funny Moments

Fuzz

My step-dad, Nick, was sleeping on the couch just like any other day while I was in my room replacing the bed sheets.

I found this fuzz on my bed and I was about to throw it away when a sudden idea came over me.

I walked in the living room to where Nick was sleeping.  He was snoring obnoxiously.  I thought I might mess with him a little bit so, without realizing the result of what was about to happen I put the fuzz on the bottom of his lip.

I thought it would tickle him but instead when he went to inhale he accidentally sucked up the fuzz and he started choking on it.

He woke up and ran to the sink and started throwing up.  I wasn't even disgusted, I just stood there with a 'Wtf just happened?' face.

When he was done he glared at me and gave me an earfull.  It was kind've hard to take him seriously with that hilariously red face of his though.  I actually did feel a little bit bad though and I said sorry.

It was not funny at the time (well, at least to Nick).