My Random/Funny Moments

Cat's Ass

I just came home from school, as my Mom was parking the car in the garage she looked through the back door window and said, "Hey Kenz there's a cat in our backyard!"

"What?  Really?"  I looked through the back door window and saw an orange and white tabby cat just chillin' by our shed.  How da' fuck did it get in our backyard?  I mean, we have a huge hedge that's taller than our house and it even has a small fence at the bottom.  We also have a very tall wooden fence and part of our neighbors metal fence.  "Should I scare it away?" I asked her.

"Yeah, I don't want it thinking that our sandbox is a litter box."

So I busted through the door, flaled my arms in the air and went, "JANCJIEPYAMJKF!"

The cat just looked at me like I was insane and didn't  budge.  "Alright, time for plan B," I said mentally.

I then raised my arms in front of me and ran after it yelling, "Come here kitty!~"

The cat broke the hell out as if to say, 'Aw, hell na I ain't getting hugged by dis bitch, she cray.'

I then continued running after it while the cat was trying to find an escape route.  My mom was cheering on the side lines saying, "Come on get that cat's ass Kenz!"

The cat tried running up the wooden gate and kept on failing.  "Maybe you should open-"  Before my mom could finish her sentence, the cat ran up over the tall gate and out of sight.  I thought it looked pretty cool.

I was like, "Hey mom did you see that? It looked like frickin Spider-Man!"