I was at a barbecue with my family, I was having a great time when all of a sudden I see my mom pull down my step-dad Nick's pants and underwear in front of everyone. The good news was that I didn't see his family jewels (if that happened I would've probably been traumatized or gone blind), the bad news was that I still saw his ass, which looked exactly like his face, all hairy and disgusting.
The whole room erupted in laughter and some comments where thrown back and forth while Nick just glared at my Mom and pulled his pants back up, tightening his belt even more.
"Oh my gosh, your junk was hanging out in front of your dad's face!" I looked around and found Jr. (my step-grandpa) and Matt (my step-uncle) out on the front porch laughing their asses off.
"I bet Mackenzie is gonna tell this to her friends now," said one of my aunts.
"She wouldn't...." Nick told her.
"Oh yes I will~," I said with an evil grin on my face.
I then thought about saying it when my teacher asks me how my summer vacation went. I would've been like, "Yeah, it was very eventful, I went to the Milwaukee zoo, saw the blue man group in Chicago, learned how to drive a jet ski, and I saw my step-dad's hairy ass. So yeah, summer went just great."
A/N: For those who don't get the chapter title it means that I got a flash of Nick's dark hairy butt. Thus, "Flash of Darkness".
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