My Random/Funny Moments

Dad is a jerk

When me and my dad where in the car he forcefully took my hand, put it under his butt and farted.  I was traumatized, I freakin cried too, jerk.

I was around 7 years old.

I got him back though, I farted in a container and then I opened it in his face.  He was not happy, but hey, you know how the saying goes, "You can dish it out but you can't take it."