Finders Keepers.

One Shot Two

"Gin-Chan I'm bored," Kagura complained. Gin ignored the whining girl and continued to read his jump. Kagura began to get annoyed. "Gin-Chan I'm bored," she repeated to the useless samurai that's so useless that even Lolly-Chan calls him useless. "Gin-Chan do something!" Kagura yelled. She jumped on top of him and started to pinch his cheeks and pull on them really hard, which near ripped his cheeks off. At this point they were in a not so father daughter position of Kagura pinning him down and hitting him.
"Oi Danna, I didn't know you were into little girls," Sougo appeared. Kagura looked at Sougo without even bothering to get off and just started to pick her nose.
"Like hell I am!" Gin denied Sougo's accusation. Kagura looked at the two sadists, although Kagura is a bit of her sadist herself, and hoped off Gin.
"Ewww, Gin-Chan you're gross," Kagura looked at him with disgust. She went over to Sougo and the two of them looked at Gin with a disapproving look. The only problem was Sougo was a sadist and he fully intended to take advantage of this situation to finally beat his rival.
"She was the one on top of me, plus I was being attacked, I'm the victim here!" Gin tried to prove his innocence but he was arguing with the sadistic couple. They didn't care about the truth, they were just enjoying Gin's struggle.
"Anyway China to you have a thing for older men then," Sougo said with his usual poker face. Kagura began to get annoyed.
"I don't care as long as they give me food," Kagura shrugged. She really wanted to marry someone with enough money to satisfy her black hole of a stomach.
"So if I proposed and gave you food, would you accept?" Sougo wondered. Kagura tried to punch him but with his awesome skill Sougo dodged. All of the Sougo fans cheered as he showed his amazing skill and stuff. Kagura spat at the audiences reaction. Don't worry Kagura everyone loves you too.
"In your dreams, does wittle Sougo have a wittle crush," Kagura taunted by speaking like a baby. Sougo got out his bazooka and fired it at her. Which with Kagura's amazing skill dodged but you can't say the same for poor Gin or the Odd Jobs building.
"Would you kids go play with some mud or something!" Gin told the two destroyers. They shrugged and went to finish their fight somewhere else. They arrived at the park, their usual fight spot, and each positioned themselves in a fighting stance. Not one dared to move. By no one I mean the other people in the park, the best couple in Gintama were already pounding each other. Suddenly Sougo grabbed Kagura's wrist and pulled her close. Their faces were millimetres from each other, any normal girl would of blushed but this was Kagura, instead she spat. Sougo then head butted her, which was his intention all along, but before he could let go an idea popped into his head. Sougo smashed his lips onto Kagura's and he silently laughed at her surprise. He then got punched in the stomach which sent the poor sadist flying. A red tint appeared on Kagura's face and she touched her lips.
"Tasted like tabasco," she thought out loud. She then picked up the umbrella she dropped in shock and quickly hid herself from the suns glare. "Damn sadist, taking a girls first kiss like that," she kicked a nearby stone.

Sougo stood up smirking from his rivals red cheeks. He stared up at the sky with a smile.
"Damn it, Aneue, I think that the little brat may of wormed her way into her heart," he told his deceased sister. From up in heaven he could imagine her smile.