Finders Keepers.

One Shot Five

Kagura lay on the park bench feeling depressed. She sighed and closed her eyes. Why did thing have to turn out that way? Why couldn't they just be normal? Every single time it ends the same way. She also hates the way she is, why can't she be honest and blunt, why is she no good with telling her feelings? After thinking so much Kagura ended up falling asleep. She woke up to find it was dark and there was a figure leaning over her.
"Pervert!" She screamed and threw a punch. The person dodged it. There were only a few people she knew that could do that and she didn't like any of them. "Sadist," she grunted. "What are you doing here?" She glared up at the policeman, not knowing why they let someone like him be a police officer.
"I got bored of waiting for you to figure it out so I came to tell you but them I found an idiot sleeping on a bench," he explained in his usual monotone voice. "Your lucky you have the ugliest face I've ever seen otherwise something could of happened," Sougo shrugged. This pissed Kagura off.
"I have a very beautiful face, and actually after we fought this morning I was asked out by a friend!" She stuck her tongue out and glared at Sougo. He just stared down at her. He didn't stop staring. For the first time ever Kagura actually began to feel a little self conscious. "What?" She felt heat rise to her cheeks. Sougo grabbed her arm and narrowed his eyes.
"Your mine, that other guy can't have you," he declared. Kagura turned bright red and in an attempt to hide this she kicked Sougo and tripped him before running away. She quickly ran back home and ignored Gintoki's annoying comments about how kids her age shouldn't be coming back so late at night. Kagura swiftly punched him to shut him up and yelled at her Earth Dad. She then ran to her room which was just a cupboard but she liked it. Something fell from her back pockets and Kagura picked it up realising it was a note. Something was scribbled across it. She scrunched it up blushing and threw it away.
"What an idiot," she mumbled, crossing her arms and going in tsundere mode. "Why would I do something like that?" Kagura may of said that but the next thing she knew she was doing exactly as the note said. Sneaking into the Shinsengumi headquarters. "Your security is really bad," Kagura snuck into a certain room. "And you call yourself the police, Zura could easily destroy this place," she smirked.
"I see you found my note," Sougo said with his usual monotone voice. "But should a girl really be sneaking into an all male police headquarters?" He teased. This annoyed Kagura she was about to punch him when he grabbed her arm and threw her into the cupboard. "Hijibaka, what do you need?" Sougo asked as Toshi walked in. (Toshi: HEY DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! Lolly: hai hai)
"DONT CALL ME HIJIBAKA!" Toshi yelled. "Did I hear voices?" Toshi wondered, glaring at Sougo, who was preparing to shoot a mini bazooka that he was hiding in his pocket. "It sounded female, having girls here is against the Shinsengumi code, commit senpuku," Toshi commanded.
"Hijibaka are you going blind and death, there's no one hear and I wasn't talking, that mayonnaise isn't good for you," Sougo shrugged. "Besides why would invite a girl here, of course I'd only go to her house, I don't want some annoying girl finding out who I am," Sougo said with his usual monotone voice. Kagura was fuming. She vowed to kill him once Hijikata left.
"Okay, I'll  leave for now," Toshi narrowed his eyes but left anyway. He didn't trust Jerkaiser and rightly so. (Jerkaiser: can you stop using our nicknames. Lolly: *runs away)
Sougo pulled Kagura out once Toshi was gone.
"Anyway I cant sleep, be my teddy bear," Sougo bluntly said. Kagura's face turned bright red and she almost fainted due to embarrassment.
"Escape!" She yelled and made a desperate dahs for the exit. Unfortunately for her she was stopped by Sou-Kun. Poor Gura she didn't escape fast enough. Sou-Kun grinned sadistically and Lolly fan girled. Gura on the other hand gulped. She was dreading what would happen next.

In short they fell asleep with each other. Kagura was snuggled up to Sougo. After Lolly got in lots of pictures Hijibaka came in.
"Sougo!" He yelled, awakening the two. Kagura rubbed her eyes sleepily while Sougo deadpanned at Toshi in the doorway.
"Oh Hijibaka, this is my new toy," Sougo pointed to Kagura which earned him a quick punch in the face. Kanna (true Gintama fans know why I'm calling Kagura, Kanna) then escaped. Before she did she gave Kaiser Okita de Sade Sougo III a quick kiss on the cheek.

Don't worry Lolly got it on video! 👍