"Klinton." I said firmly. "We need to talk."
We stared at each other's orbs dramatically.
We continued staring at each other for the past five minutes.
"So! Are you going to talk or what?!"
I turned to see the same guy with an irritated look on his face.
"This is none of your business, restroom guy." I told him.
"Well, yes it is! I really need to use the restroom but every time I come I find you making your drama over I-don't-know-what shit!"
"Then you better get used to it, betch!" I said as I kicked his ass and sent him flying far away, making a hole on the wall.
Klinton flinched at the action. I looked at him. "And you what?!"
"You... You s-said you wanted to talk!" He stuttered, cowering like the chicken he is.
"Oh, right."
"What did you want to talk about?"
It looks like the dumbass hasn't noticed my herpes. That's a good thing, tho. He's so dumb, tho. I already knew that, tho. I can't stop saying tho, tho.
"Klinton... I've been feeling a lot of things for you these last two days. I feel so dizzy when you're around me. Your blue orbs make me want to melt instantly. Your raspy voice and your hot body make me want to jizz instantly."
"Well, that was unexpected."
"Shit, why did I say that?" I smacked myself. "Anyway, all these feelings have made me believe that you and I are made for each other. That's why I need you to do me a favor."
His face lighted up and you could see his tail wiggling like a happy puppy... LITERALLY. "Anything for you, my lady!"
"Um, wut is that?!" I said pointing to his tail.
"Um, nothing!" Then it disappeared. Suspicious.
Let meh guess, now he's a werewolf or somethin'. Ha ha ha! As if.
"Anyway." I sighed. "Klinton Hammerside..."
He waited patiently.
"Kiss my ass."
He looked down completely disappointed and pouted. "W-Why are you being so rude to me?"
I rolled my eyes. "No, I mean... Kiss my ass. Like, literally."
"What?" He looked up confused.
"I... Uh... Oh, forget it! You won't understand!" I gave up and stormed off the restroom.
"Sandra, wait!"
I ignored him as I ran through the hallways. Now ho do I do this? How do I convince him to kiss my ass so my herpes can be gone? I know he's the love of my life. Nobody else had ever made me want to cum just by hearing their voice. Nobahdy else!
I bumped into someone.
"WATCH IT, MOTHERFUCK- Mileena?"
"Sandra! Exactly who I wanted to see! I have good news for you!" She chirped excitedly.
"Am I going to die soon?! :D :D" I said happily.
"Something much better!"
"Wut is it?"
"The super party is all set! I'm currently inviting everyone!"
"Cool! When?"
"Tonight, obviously!"
"Wait, tonight?!"
"Yah."
"Okay. Where is it gunna be?"
"I'll tell you when we're on our way!" She squealed.
"Oh YAS. I'm so excited!"
"Same! Now let's go shopping for some clothes!"
"Wait, we still have classes."
"Classes can suck my nonexistent balls. Now let's get outta here, shall we?"
"Oukhaye."
We got to the school's gate and we were going to head out but the policeman stopped us.
"Sorreh, gurlz, bot I cohn't leh ya ouh ohnteel closses huv feeneshd." He spoke with a strong British accent.
"We don't give a fuck!" Mileena replied sassily as she tried to push him but he didn't move from the gate.
"Laydeeh, aye suhggest u go back to yoh closses nahw!" He ordered.
"And what if I do this?" Mileena smirked and pulled the police man into a heated kiss. She raised her leg to his waist as she placed her hand under his shirt.
They pulled apart. "Will you let us out now?" Mileena asked seductively.
"Sorreh, laydeeh, bot ayem gay." He replied.
"OMG I will help you girls!" We heard Roy's voice. He ran our direction and pulled the policeman into a heated make out session.
"Thank you Roy!" We said as we exited the school and got into Mileena's car. She drove us to the mall and we spend our money in fancy clothes.
•••TONIGHT•••
The car came to a stop. Mileena had my eyes blindfolded the entire ride here. I could already hear the loud music blasting and the cheering voices of people.
I was dressed as a stereotypical sexy schoolgirl with a very short blouse, a very short skirt, a pair of fishnets that reached my knees and a pair of glasses.
Mileena was dressed as a sexy policegirl with the typical police uniform, sunglasses, a tonfa, a pistol and handcuffs. I knew what she was going to do with those handcuffs. Nasty slut. Lol.
"Are we here yet?" I asked.
"Yas, gurl! Open your eyes!"
"They're open, you dumbass betch."
"Oops, sorry!" She said and removed the blindfold.
I looked through the window and I gasped as I saw my mansion filled with lots of people, colored lights and lots of cars parked there.
THIS BITCH DIDN'T JUST THROW THE BIGGEST PARTY IN MY OWN FUCKING MANSION, DID SHE??!?!!1!1!1!1
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HumorSandra Simmons is your typical shy, nerd, freshman girl at Bombocha High School. She has very few friends, but at least she's okay with them... Or she thinks so. Klinton Hammerside is the most popular, cool and badass bad boy of the school. He's the...