The Bad Boy Found A Stain Of Blood In My Bed! ☑️

XXII. Mate

Previously on The Bad Boy Found A Stain Of Blood In My Bed!

Sandra: I hope you step on a lego brick barefoot!

Everybody: *le gasp*

Vyschüshcka: YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU?! *falls in a coma*

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Klinton: I can't wait to stick my one-eyed dragon into your vertical bacon sandwich.

Sandra: *smirks* Then, what are we waiting for?

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Sandra: WHAT? ARE YOU CRYING?! ARE YOU A GIRL? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE?! A PRINCESS?

Klinton: *while crying and fucking Sandra* NOOO, I'M NOT!!!

Sandra: THEN GO FASTER, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Klinton: Hey... I feel something wet on my stomach.

Sandra: *worriedly* Me... Me too.

Klinton: *removes sheets to reveal huge stain of vaginal blood on bed*

Sandra: *le gasp in Spanish* iS tHaT bLoOoOoOoOd?!

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Sandra: *while crying and eating her own blood* I can't stahp eating my blood! It's so delicious!!

*goes to bathroom to touch her teeth and reveal two huge pointy fangs*

Sandra: I'M A VAAAAAAMMMPPPIREE!

Now

Okay, so I'm a vampire.

Can my life get any weirder.

Well, what can I say. At least I fucked the bad boy, and that got rid of my herpes. I had almost forgotten I had that shit. Klinton made my herpes virus disappear after I fucked him. It was a true love fuck. That means we're made for each other. That also means I'll have to make him my mate by marking him with my newly grown fangs and live happily ever after. Yeah, I'll do that.

Vyschüshcka can go suck her multimillionaire father's ass for all I care. Klinton is mine now.

I stormed off the bathroom and ran through my huge mansion, kicking the doors open and looking for Mileena to tell her the shocking news.

I kicked one door and found all members of One Direction on a bed. Dafuq? Did they have an orgy and they didn't invite me?!

Oh, right. I was fucking Klinton.

I went to another room and kicked the door open. I found Roy and Carlos cuddling together. Aw, isn't that Qte?

I went to another room and kicked the door open. I found a room filled with BDSM material, a table on the center with a semi-naked girl on it, handcuffed and feet tied with a chain. She had lots of red marks on her belly.

I stepped in and looked around. Mileena has to be here. Eventually, I found her laying on the floor with her sexy police girl uniform all ripped.

"Mileena. Mileena! Wake the fuck u-"

Mileena slapped me hard on my cheek and grabbed my chin harshly.

"Ha! You like it when mommy slaps you, right bitc- Sandra?"

"Mileena! What the fuck?!"

She stood up. "What's going on?"

"Something horribly horrible happened." I said while I sobbed a bit.

"What?!"

"I'll tell you in the living room." I took her wrist and we walked out of the BDSM room that I didn't even know it existed. We went down the stairs and made our way through the trash and sleeping bodies to one of my sofas.

"What happened?" Mileena asked.

"Well, first of all, I fucked Klinton."

"Oh my Lord! Is it big?!"

"No! It's the size of a flea!" I said as I sobbed. "I didn't enjoy it. But he's just so cute. I can't let him go. I know we're soulmates."

"How do you know that?"

"Look. After we fucked, my herpes disappeared. Then, I woke up with vaginal blood covering our bodies. I was on my periodz! He got angry and left me. Then, I ate my blood. Then-"

"You did what?!"

"I ate my blood?!"

"Ew! Why would you do such a thing?"

"BECAUSE I'M A VAMPIRE!"

She gasped. "WHAT?!"

"Look at these fangs!" I said, opening my mouth wide. Bats came flying out from my mouth in all directions.

"OH MY FUCK!"

"Yes. Now I know that Klinton is my mate. I have to mark him so we can live happily ever after. But he'll freak out!"

"Yeah, and Vyschüshcka is not going to like that."

"I don't give a fuck about Vyschüshcka. She's a slut. She can get lots of other guys."

"You're right. Then, when are you going to mark him?"

"Tomorrow. I'll take him to the forest. I'll have to risk everything."

"Okay, gurl. I wish you the best of luck."

"Dankya."

Tomorrow is the day. Klinton Hammerside, you'll be mine.