A Series of Unfortunate Events One Shots

Facts About the Future

This is a series of drabbles and facts, in no particular order, about what life is like for the family now, and it's not in the form of a story or anything. Some are funny, and some are more serious. Begin!

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Nikki's birthday is May 3rd, Lizzie's birthday is June 7th, and Sam's birthday is July 12th.

Sam once asked Fiona why she didn't end up with Uncle Klaus instead of Quigley, "Wouldn't that make sense, mom?" Fiona and Klaus looked at each other for a moment before she jokingly replied, "Why would I ever go for a glasses-wearing dork like him? Your father is way more handsome and charming." She said this while adjusting her own glasses, and Klaus and Isadora could not stop laughing. Sam thought it was a pretty funny answer too. The actual reason of course was because Klaus loved Isadora and Fiona loved Quigley, and that was just the way it was. However, on one separate occasion, Isadora did ask Fiona if she was at all attracted to Klaus when they met, just out of curiosity. Fiona's response had been, "He was kind of cute, but I respected that you were together, and Quigley was cuter." The two girls never said another word on the matter after this conversation.

Isadora and Fiona are actually good friends, and very close as sisters-in-law. Yet for some reason everyone who meets them doesn't think they would get along as well as they do. They're so close that Isadora was almost chosen as Fiona's maid of honor when she and Quigley were married; but ultimately the role was given to Violet and Isadora was a bridesmaid. Nobody minded this decision.

Captain Widdershins is still a part of Fiona's life even after she left V.F.D., and whenever the Queequeg surfaces for supplies the Captain makes sure to visit. He is usually offshore most of the year for V.F.D. business though, but he always makes time to send a letter or sometimes gifts for the kids. Phil is still working as his crew-mate, and he enjoys visiting when the Captain does. He's the longest serving cook the Queequeg has ever had.

Sunny has a boyfriend named Trevor Macready. They met in a cooking class at Whitmore Academy because their teacher paired them for an assignment. They grew a relationship out of common interests, and Trevor has recently been approved of by the family. He is an orphan too; however, his parents were once fire-starters. He knows nothing about V.F.D. The two are happy together.

Sunny has admitted that Nikki, Lizzie, and Sam are the only children she needs in her life. So, if she and Trevor get married in the future, they won't be having kids of their own. Trevor is perfectly fine with this decision.

Sunny has a pet snake named Monty. He is another one of the species called the Incredibly Deadly Viper. He was a gift from Violet and Klaus for her 15th birthday, after many hours arguing with the Herpetological Society about finding another of the species, since the original viper was long gone. Sunny also wears a silver snake pendant around her neck that she hardly ever removes unless she needs to.

Beatrice Snicket is Sunny's best friend, and the two are rarely apart when at Whitmore. Whenever Kit and Dewey are busy with V.F.D. business during holidays, Beatrice is always welcome at the Baudelaire/Quagmire estate so she has a second family to spend the occasion with.

Trevor has a friend named Hunter who is in love with Beatrice, but hasn't admitted it to her yet. Beatrice does return his feelings, and Sunny and Trevor are working on getting the two together slowly.

Duncan, Violet, Klaus, and Isadora celebrate the day that Duncan and Isadora were saved from being kidnapped as a very special anniversary. The four have dinner together with just them. In private, Duncan and Isadora exchange presents with their respective spouses, and the two couples give each other special affection. This anniversary also falls on Klaus' birthday.