Uriah Has No Shame

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AN: New chapter! Yay! Reviews, pretty please? They make me happy ☺️😉

Chapter 2:

Before we even sat down, Uriah screamed "I'm going first, pansycakes!"

We all rolled our eyes, not even bothering to understand the insanity that was Uriah.

"Ok, PANSYCAKE, candor or..."

"Why do you even ask?"

"Fine! I dare you to... to go out to the pit with Eric, gather a crowd, and propose to Eric. You both have to be happy about it and you can't tell anyone the truth, ok!"

Uriah says that he'll only act happy, not be happy, at the same time that Eric mutters "F*** you, Christina, f*** you."

Zeke grins and says "That privilege goes to Will, I'm afraid,"

After that terribly crass comment (hey, I am part Abnegation!), we head to the pit to watch them...

10 MINUTES LATER

"Oh my god that was soooo funny!" Tobias chokes out, rolling on the floor.

"Ok, now that we've scarred Dauntless for life, can we MOVE ON?!" Uriah grumbles.

"Tris, candor or dauntless?"

This is a tricky decision, because I can tell no matter what I choose, it'll be bad. Especially with Uri.

"Ummm, candor? And Uriah, if you say pansycake, I will kill you."

"Ok, wow, you are perfect for Four, violent people..."

"Your question is... What is your worst fear?"

I knew this was coming, but I'm feeling a little dauntless tonight so I stand up, head to the bathroom, take off my leggings and leave my short shorts on and head back.

"Good answer?"

I hear a strangled gasp from Tobias and I realize, I'm standing right in front of him, and I'm exposing a LOT of skin...

"Tr..Tris? Will you s..sit down?" Tobias breathes.

Christina catches my eye and smirks.

And with that, I move on to my first victim.

Not really being a very nice Stiff now, am I?

AN: Hope you liked it... I do like the idea of Tobias acting like a teenage boy for once and not Four. Makes it much more amusing ☺️😂

Update maybe in a week? No idea. I'm a pretty good student but I haven't done any summer assignments at all so, yeah.

Reviews? I'm asking again. This time, I will set not only Uriah on you but Zeke too. Let's see how any of you handle the Pedrad brothers... Hee hee hee

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