Candor or Dauntless (Fourtris Style!)

Tris Actually is Evil

AN: Sorry for vanishing off the face of the earth for a while. I'm definitely not done with this fanfic- 4.63K views! You guys really are awesome- but I would like to hear any ideas you have! So, I'll have quite a few updates during thanksgiving weekend, but after that, I have a total of 7 concerts, and 5 practices, on top of my regular HW, so don't expect much more after that. Read! Review! Comment! (PS. I changed a bit of the last chapter to match this one more after my idea changed, so read that first! Thanks!)

Tris POV
I'm about to put my plan in action- Four is gonna pay for that. I still have to get revenge on Brianne, but Ananya will help me with that. The plan for Four is that I'm gonna catch him doing something "wrong", threaten to expose him, get him to do all sorts of nice things for me, and then tell him that what he was doing wasn't wrong, while videotaping him at the same time. But I do have to do a lot of setup. First I need to find something wrong for him to do....ah, the next time he steals dauntless cake! That'll be perfect! He'll totally believe that there's a law against that!

Turns out, I don't have to wait very long. I go home and sneak in to find Four raiding our fridge for the last slice of Dauntless cake. I lean on the doorway, cross my arms, and clear my throat "Hem, hem" (Another Umbridge reference!)

He whirls around, to find me standing there, glaring at him. He relaxes and says, "Hi Tris, I was wondering when you'd be home." Seriously?! I just caught him stealing my dauntless cake and all he has to say is hey? Oh, he's getting it now.

"Tobias, you've broken a law.", I say angrily

"What?! When?" He looks panicked.

Little does he know that Ananya is videotaping all of this from my pantry.
"You just stole Dauntless cake!" I scream at him.

"Oh, that. That's not a big deal." He shrugs it off and goes back to the cake. I'm mad now. Nobody touches my cake.

"Yes it is. Zeke just made it a law, and anyone caught stealing dauntless cake will be prosecuted!"

"Are you SERIOUS?! Zeke always did love his cake." Tobias is chuckling.

I smirk, walk up to him and right before I kiss him, I say, "Guess I'll have to report you then."

He pulls back shocked, and looks at me warily. I smile sweetly at him and say, "What's our rule when it comes to cake?"

He frowns for a minute, mystified and when it dawns on him, he squeaks out, "Don't touch each other's cake?"

I nod, grinning evilly, and I say, "Wait until Dauntless finds out that their beloved prodigy is a cake stealer.."
He shakes his head, shocked, as I nod, smiling.

"Wait, I'll do anything. Just don't tell everyone! They'll hate me! I'll wash the dishes! Clean the apartment! Buy you flowers!" Wow, if he's buying me flowers, he must really be desperate. "Umm- do the laundry, and other stuff too!"

I cross my arms and simply say "ok."
He looks at me, and I say, "Hop to it."

~4 Hours Later~

He sits on the couch, completely tired out, as Ananya silently cracks up in the closet. I snuggle up to him and say, "You did a good job today, so I won't report you, also because it's not a crime too."

He nods and then does a double take, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A LAW!!!" He asks.

I laugh and say, "I did say I'd be getting revenge- Brianne gave me the idea, and Ananya's been hiding behind that closet videotaping this entire time!"

He growls, and then relaxes saying, "If cake stealing was a crime, I'd be in for life!"

I chuckle, and nod, while Ananya comes out of the closet, still doubled over laughing. She straightens up and says, catching her breath, "Now, it's Brianne's turn!"

Ooh goody. Revenge is fun!