Krisei Oneshots

I've Goat You

"Kris! Wait for me!"

The Dark prince struggled to catch up with me. He panted as he ran over to me. The sight of it looks... rather... kinky.. but ok. Stop. No. Get back on track Kris. Not the time. He's too pure for those.. things.. he shall not be corrupted by such.. SINS. Ok though, let me continue.

"*huff* *puff* Kris, you walk really fast... i.. *huff* i'm having trouble catching up to you there.."

Ralsei stopped in front of me, hands on his knees, his breathing heavy from running for a good 20 minutes. Im not really the kind of guy who express my emotions with words, so i just ACTed, basically.

I patted his head, as a little 'you did great! Well done' gesture.

He smiled at my action, his breathing slowly easing down. I saw a good place for us to take five, so i sat down underneath a dark candy tree. After doing so, i motioned Ralsei to do the same. I figured since it might take a while to get to the fountain, might as well take it easy. Who knows how much time we still have to share these moments together.

Ralsei sat down beside me, as he plopped down the purple grass, he let out a relieved sigh. He must've been very tired from all that running.

A light chuckle escaped my mouth at his dorky behaviour. I swear this guy is too precious for this world. I don't even know what i did to deserve to be in his majesty's presence.

"So Kris,--"

*Growllll*

A loud noise of growling sounded loud and clear. But where did it come from? I turned to look at my Goat companion, only to see a little blush dusted on his cheek.

"Heheh.. that was embarassingly loud.. sorry about that!"

He rubbed his head, looking away. Probably embarassed because of the hungry demon inside his stomach.

I laughed a little, he looks ever so adorable being all bashfull like that. Jesus Christ this young man is such a dork, i love him so much.

"Hungry?"

I asked. It took him a bit longer to answer than what i expected.

"Well.. kinda.... this morning i haven't eaten at all because i always take a stroll around the.. well.. empty kingdom of mine.. im not even sure why i kept my title as a prince when i don't even have subjects to rule.."

His story leaves a frown on my face. His life was really empty. He was all alone all this time before me and Susie got here. It's a shame that someone as brilliant, nice and caring as Ralsei had to live through such a lonely life.

"Whoa there that went waay out of context. So as i was saying, i like to stroll around to see if the legendary heroes have arrived. And precisely 5 seconds after i set foot out of the castle, i hear Susie's voice, and started getting ready for both of your arrival into the castle. I didn't really have time to eat breakfast this morning.. heheh..."

"Well, let me see what i have..--"

"No, no! It's fine Kris! I don't want to use up your supplies! Luckily we're sitting underneath a Dark Candy tree! So i'll just get one real.. quick.."

I watched Ralsei climb up the surprisingly tall tree, to get the lowest hanging candy. Judging by his movements, he is not someone who is used to these kind of things.

I already have a bad feeling about this situation. His fluffy feet missed landing on the branch a couple of times now. Plus he is wearing a poncho, cloak, dress, robe thing. Eeeee-o-boy this isn't gonna end well.

"Aaaaaaaaaalmosstt..

Aha! I got it! Look Kris i got some--"

As expected, he slipped. Luckily my cat like reflexes moved quicker than Sonic. I managed to catch the.. fallen prince. Just in time.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....."

He kept screaming even though he landed safely around my arms. His glasses did fly off somewhere though.

"R.. Ralsei..?"

He didn't stop. His eyes closed shut. Though tears looked like it's trying to escape his closed eye-lids.

"R.. Ralsei, you... can stop screaming now."

He slowly opened his eyes, revealing his teary eyes. He is also no longer screaming for his life.

"Oh... t.. thank you Kris...."

His face flushed once again, embarassed from the extreme closeness to my face and from screaming like that meme of a baby goat that goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

"It's okay your majesty, i've Goat you, just in time."

"*sigh* Kris... im sorry im such a bother to--"

He grew silent all of the sudden. Wonder why...

"Hey wait a minute... no, im not sorry. That pun was Very unecesary. Im eating my candy and you can't have any."

"Aww come one it wasn't that baaaaad."

"*angry goat noises*"

Heh.. he's gonna trip again isn't he? He left his glasses. But it's worth it though. Those puffed fluffy reddened cheeks looks so cute. It makes me wants to squish them.. ah... my prince.. what would i do without you..?

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