This is one of those ON CRACK chapters, so beware of very stupid sense of humor, stupidity, messyness, informal language, and a wee bit of fluff.
Also, a bit short because im thinking for more plots.
I also did the art above. Just sayin.
Enjoy.
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"Ayyyyyyy"
"AYYYYYY"
"AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Dem boi Kris be screamin at dis sinnamon roll. Dem sinamonn roll be shook man, he shook. He so shook he jump.
"Kris, what' wrong? You nearly scared me to death"
"Yo dawg, id like you to give me some updog."
"Updog?"
"Yes. Updawg."
"Where would i find that? What is that anyways?"
"OOF. so close. Ok, i need an updog Ralsei."
"I afraid idon't know what that is. Kris, sorry!"
"OOF OMG Y IS IT SO DIFFICULTTTT AAAAAAAA. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEÉEÉEEEEEÉEEEEEEEE"
"O.. oh.. oh my.. did i say something wrong?"
Le kris dood look at da floof boi, with his face liek dis:
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"*ahem*. No. No. It's ok. Nothing's wrong."
"Are you--"
"SHHHHHH. SHHHHHHHHH. you're beautiful, floofy, and too pure for this sinful being of a human. Now sshhhhhhhhhhhhh and read. I'll find some updog on my own."
De lamb is dumbfounded for a sec, then he bursted this lines out.
"What IS updog?"
Den liek a flash de Kris boi reappears.
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"YES. RALSEI I FOKING LOVE YOU."
DAT BOI KISSED DA LAMB
OOOOOOOOOOO
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
OOO
OOOO
OOOOOOO
BOII
BOIII
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Lovely day, two of the three "legendary heroes" are walking along the scarlet woods, just taking a stroll, as they progressed along the lands.
"Ok Lancer, watch dis."
A voice heard from the nearby bushes. Then a pink being jumped out of nowhere, scaring the hell outta Ralsei.
"HEY TOOTHPASTE BOI!"
"AAAAAAAAGGHHH! HELP!"
His relfexes flung him towards Kris's arms, Kris caught him in the process.
"Hey chump, hit or miss? I guess they never miss huh?"
"W.. what?"
"You got a boyfriend,"
"Uh .... i.. uh..."
"I bet he doesn't kiss ya, MWAH!"
.....
WADDIS? SILENCE?
*ahem* a hand stopped Susie mid meme.
"Wanna test that theory?"
"What?"
"What?"
Kris leans in for a kiss on Ralsei's lips, leaving Susie shocked with open an open mouth.
Ralsei on the other hand, was left breathless and completely broken.
"*wheeze*"
Kris gently sets Ralsei down on the ground and just carries on w his day.
"Susie? You ok?"
"No Lancer, someone canceled my meme just like dem reverse cards and 'no u's. I am NOT ok."
"Oh... well, what's wrong with this dude?"
"*wheeze*"
"He's probably dead inside. But a happy kind of dead inside. I think.. idl im lost."
