(JEREMY enters the scene, sitting down on his bed. He seems to have just woken up this morning. He goes onto his computer, furiously waiting for something, presumably something important.)
"We all know where this is going..." Michael chuckles, nudging Jeremy's leg. Jeremy goes red and groans.
JEREMY
C-C-C-C'MON
C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
C-C-C-C'MON
C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO!
Rich says, "Thith ith Jerermy'th mathturbation theme!"
Jeremy leans over and punches Rich in the arm. Jeremy stutters, "S-Stop!"
"What? You shouldn't feel ashamed..." Rich winks.
I'M WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD
MY BRAIN IS GONNA FRICKEN EXPLODE
AND NOW, OF COURSE, IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD
"Thank god, cause no one wants to see that, except-" Jenna starts before Jeremy and Michael simultaneously glare at her.
WHICH MEANS I'LL BE UNCOMFORTABLE ALL DAY
BUT THAT REALLY ISN'T SUCH A CHANGE
IF I'M NOT FEELING WEIRD OR SUPER STRANGE,
MY LIFE WOULD BE IN UTTER DISARRAY
'CAUSE FREAKING OUT IS MY OKAY
"I know I said this before, but that's an understatement," Michael remarks giving Jeremy a knowing look.
GOOD MORNING, TIME TO START THE DAY!
(JEREMY gets off of his bed, walking around it.)
C-C-C-C'MON
C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
C-C-C-C'MON
C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
"Wait, if this is Jeremy's masturbation theme, why do we sing it later," Jake begins before shivering. He did not want to think that deeply about it.
(Scene change: JEREMY is now in the bathroom. MR. HEERE walks in, not wearing pants, a common occurrence at this point.)
JEREMY
Aw, Dad! Haven't you heard of privacy?
MR. HEERE
We're all men is this house!
"Doesn't mean I wanna see that!" Jeremy protests.
"Well-" Rich starts, before being cut off by the musical.
Just pretend we're in the army!
JEREMY
Just- when I get home, please, have pants on. Okay?
MR. HEERE
Ten-hut.
(Another scene change. JEREMY puts on his sweater, making a decision as he does it.)
JEREMY
NOW, DO I TAKE THE BUS OR WALK INSTEAD?
I FEEL MY STOMACH FILLIN' UP WITH DREAD
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BMC Reacts to Revival BMC!! {{SEQUEL}} - DISCONTINUED
Fanfiction{{DISCONTINUED}} This is the sequel to my original BMC reacts, this time they sit through the revival version!! -=- Possible drama? Yes. Ships? Heck yes!!! Fluff? OMG YESSS!! Angst? Of course! Leading into a spin-off series in which the BMC cast rea...
