IM BEING PROACTIVE AND STARTING THIS NOW- CAUSE I WANNA BE A GOOD AUTHORRRRR
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(The setting is now a bedroom)
CHLOE
Jake's parents' room. Don't worry, they're not using it.
Jake looks upset. "Wow Chloe, you really know how to tread carefully around sensitive topics," he says coldly. Chloe looks over at him with an apologetic look, but refrains from saying anything in fear of making the situation worse.
JEREMY
(Hesitantly) Well... you really know your way around...
CHLOE
Yeah, I've had sex in pretty much every room in this house
"Weird flex, but okay," Michael says with a chuckle. Jeremy pipes up, "stop being a dead meme-"
"Now that's some bold talk coming from someone who used the word porno unironically," he retorts, looking at Jeremy with a mischievous look.
(A beat)
BECAUSE I DATED JAKE
(CHLOE chuckles as she begins her next sentence)
Oh my god, what kind of slut do you think I am?
JEREMY
(His voice a bit higher than normal) Where's Brooke?
"Annnd, thith ith where Jeremy becometh steadily more and more awkward and uncomfortable. How much were you thweating?" Rich asks. Jeremy sighs and says, "more than you wanna know..."
Michael chuckles lightly and merely adds, "oof."
CHLOE
Oh my god! You are too freaking adorable! Psst...
(CHLOE stumbles over to JEREMY, clearly drunk, and pulls him closer so she can whisper into his ear)
Brooke's not coming!
"And neither is Jeremy," Michael mutters under his breath. Christine gasps and yells, "MICHAEL MELL, THAT WAS A hIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE JOKE AND I THINK YOU NEED A TIME OUT-"
Michael smirks at her and replies, "shhhh, I think there's another issue you need to address." She looks back at him in confusion. He adds, "you got that joke.. your mind immediately went there, Miss Oh-So-Innocent."
Christine huffs as her face goes red, causing her to glare at him and then look away. He smirks in his newfound victory, saying, "I think we just learned Christine is the most inappropriate person out of all of us-"
(CHLOE laughs as if she'd just heard a good joke)
JEREMY
She's not? Then what--
"Do You Wanna Hang"
CHLOE
Do you wanna hang
Do you wanna hang
Do you wanna hang for a bit
"More like... hang your bitth..." Rich struggles to say between giggles. Christine glares at him and says, "one more dirty joke and I'll start screaming Hamilton to purify your dirty minds."
Just you and me
Intimately
Talking about all of our feelings and shit
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BMC Reacts to Revival BMC!! {{SEQUEL}} - DISCONTINUED
Fanfiction{{DISCONTINUED}} This is the sequel to my original BMC reacts, this time they sit through the revival version!! -=- Possible drama? Yes. Ships? Heck yes!!! Fluff? OMG YESSS!! Angst? Of course! Leading into a spin-off series in which the BMC cast rea...
