One Lucky Skeleton- Sansmaeda Fanfic

Chapter One

Monsters had been living on the surface for a while now, but yet most humans still weren't used to them. I was the odd one out in my family, considering how everyone in my family hated monsters, and sometimes even tortured the weaker monsters. I got out my computer, and opened it. I got on to the chat website called 'Monster's Net', where monsters could talk amongst themselves, but here's the twist: Humans can join in too. I am, one of those humans.

Let's try a new chatroom. How about Chat Room 137..? I thought, clicking the chatroom's title. I was greeted by an ongoing conversation with people named COOLSKELLY10, FishSticksandSpears500, and TheLiteralSkelepun.

COOLSKELLY10: HEY GUYS, STOP! A HUMAN JOINED THE CHAT!

All the chatting stopped. I shook my head. I typed hesitantly, 'Hi. I'm Nagito Komaeda. Can we be friends?'

HOEP: Hi. I'm Nagito Komaeda. Can we be friends?

I brushed a strand of white hair out of my face. All of a sudden, a message appeared.

TheLiteralSkelepun: sure. my names sans. friend request me?

HOEP: Sure, why not?

I tapped the friend request button, and the skeleton named 'Sans' immediately accepted. FishSticksandSpears500 seemed agitated, at least through how she was messaging.

FishSticksandSpears500: SANS YOU BONEBAG! WHY WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A HUMAN?!?!?!?

TheLiteralSkelepun: hey, undyne, chill

COOLSKELLY10: I'LL FRIEND REQUEST THE HUMAN TOO! NYEH HEH HEH!

FishSticksandSpears500: Ugh, you're both NERDS!

COOLSKELLY10 has sent you a friend request. Accept? I clicked 'Accept', and continued chatting.

HOEP: Hey, FishSticksandSpears, I can be nice!

FishSticksandSpears500: Call me Undyne. And I doubt that any human could be nice. They all hate us!

HOEP: Undyne, there's a group on here that I am in called 'Monster Appreciation', and everyone there says that monsters don't deserve this burden on their shoulders.

TheLiteralSkelepun: didnt ask

TheLiteralSkelepun: im going to grillbys

HOEP: Ooh, I love Grillby's! Maybe I'll see you there!

COOLSKELLY10: SANS, MAKE SURE TO FINALLY PAY OFF YOUR TAB!

TheLiteralSkelepun: no

TheLiteralSkelepun has left the chat

COOLSKELLY10: AUGH! YOU ARE SO FRUSTRATING, SANS!

I clicked off of the chat room, and closed my computer. I grabbed my favorite olive jacket, and zipped up my sneakers. I grabbed my skull chain, and hooked it to my jeans. I rushed to my bathroom, and combed my long white hair. I walked down the stairs, and was greeted by a purr from my cat, Holly.

I stroked her back and said, "Hi there Holly, I'll go get you some food!~" And went off to give her food. I poured some cat food into her dish, grabbed my keys, unlocked the door, and left for Grillby's.

The best thing about living in my house is that it's really close to Grillby's. I opened up the door, and waved to the dogs, the drunken monsters, and the occasional human. I sat down next to a smiling skeleton. There was a loud farting noise. Everyone turned to look at me. I got up, looked down, and on my seat there was a whoopie cushion. The whole bar howled with laughter.

The skeleton's eyes lit up, as he burst into musical laughter. I found my face heating up at an alarming rate. The skeleton grabbed the whoopie cushion. He laughed again and said, "You better watch out when you sit down at the bar, there's always surprises here. I'm Sans, Sans the Skeleton."

I gasped. "I met you on Chat Room 137!" He looked faintly shocked, and then bobbed his head. "You must be Nagito, then." I nodded. He leaned over and said, "Knock knock," I giggled with glee. "Who's there?" I asked. "Sam." "Sam who?" "Sam day you'll remember me!" I burst into gales of laughter, choking for air. It was the funniest thing I'd heard in a long time. While we were joking around, the owner, Grillby, came over. "What would you like?" He asked me.

"Oh, I'd like a grilled cheese, with fries, and a.. Sprite!" Grillby nodded, and then Sans said, "I've been waiting for my burger, Grillby!" Grillby said to him, playful scorn in his voice, "You'll get your burger when you stop bugging me!" I laughed and said, "Then Sans'll never get his burger!" The whole building erupted into laughter, as Sans's face turned blue. He was blushing! I laughed, and patted his head. He started at my fluffy white hair in shock. 

"Don't worry Sans," I said. "If Grillby never gives you your food, I'll share with you!" Grillby laughed, and gave Sans his burger, and gave me my grilled cheese and Sprite. I devoured the food ravenously, and slurped down my Sprite. Sans looked at me like I was crazy. "Dang Nagito, you okay?" I nodded wildly, and gave Grillby some cash. I got up, but Sans called out to me, "Hey, wait!"

"Yeah, Sans?" I asked, pausing. "Let's trade numbers before you go." I pulled out my phone, and read off my number. He typed it in, and gave me his phone number. "Now we can text." He said triumphantly. "Now you can go." I chuckled. "Sans, I'll leave this place when I want!" He snickered. "Well, I was granting you permission to leave." I gave him a weird look, walked back over, and hugged him. "Bye Sans!" I call back to the flustered skeleton. He waves back.

Hope you enjoyed the first part!  OwO