One Lucky Skeleton- Sansmaeda Fanfic

Chapter Eight

I got off the floor, and stormed to the couch to get my bag. "I'M LEAVING." I shouted, and had a coughing fit. Sans watched, amusement painted on his face.

I combed through my white hair.  I dumped my comb into my bag, opened the bathroom door, and charged down the stairs.  Papyrus screamed, presumably at Sans, "IT'S THE DOG'S FAULT!  THEY SHOULD FIX THE TABLE!  AND BUY US A GRIDDLE!"

Sans sighed, "Papyrus, you're the one who made the choice to flip the table."  Papyrus sighed angrily.  "I'LL JUST GO GET A NEW ONE."  And stormed out of the house.  I walked into the kitchen, and saw Sans cleaning up the giant mess that Papyrus made.  

"Hiya Sans!"  I said cheerfully to him.  "Heya, you big nerd."  I huffed angrily at him.  "Hey, I'm not a nerd!"  He rolled his eyes.  Wait.  How did he roll his eyes?  He chuckled.  "Don't look so shocked!  I can do a lot of things, Nagito."

I shivered with disgust.  "I- I know Sans, it's just that-"  He cut me off.  "It's weird?"  I nodded.  "Yeah, don't do that."  He sighed again, and said, "Like I was saying, before we started having a conversation about my eyes, you are one- hundred percent a nerd."  I replied, "Give me reasons."  

"First off, the Delta Rune themed ringtone.  Third, the phone backgrounds from Minecraft and what looks like MLP."  I blushed.  "How did you see my phone backgrounds and hear my ringtone?!"

He laughed.  "Magic."  He wheezed, and fell over laughing.  I snickered, and then threw my head back, laughing maniacally.  He watched, terrified. "I don't even know why I'm laughing!"  I gasped, holding my stomach, and slowly ceasing the laughter.  Sans started walking away, and said, "Hopefully Paps got a new griddle." 

I replied, "Oh yeah!  When I get home I'll try to make some pancakes."  He nodded, and replied with a quiet "Ok."  I waved at him, and picked my bag up again.  Curses!  Why did I drop my bag?  I whined at myself, and opened the door.

"Bye Sans!"  I called.  He sang back, "See ya!"  And started chugging down a bottle of ketchup.  I shivered, and cautiously stepped out of the door, remembering the monster from yesterday.  There was nothing.  When all of a sudden, the ground started shaking.  

"Uh, Sans?"  I called to him.  He stopped drinking his ketchup.  "Yeah kid?"  He asked.  "What's happening?"  He came over to me, and peered out of the door.  There was a cloud of.. Something.  That same something rushing over to them and tearing everything up in it's path.

Me and Sans heard a voice yell, "TEM- PEDE!"  There was a loud battlecry.  "HOI!"  The voices cried, and there were the Temmies.  

I'd seen them before.  They were cute little cat- dog things with hair and striped sweaters.  And they could talk.  The whole road was suddenly chock- full of bustling Temmies, screaming, "COOLEG!" and "HOOMAN!" and "HOI!" as well as, "HOIVES!"  

There were some little monsters on the Temmies backs, along with a little child in a blue sweater with two purple stripes on it.  "Oh my God."  Sans muttered, and his eye flared blue.  The little child was lifted off the backs of the Temmies, and onto the small porch- thing that Sans and Papyrus had.

"Heya Frisk."  Sans said to the child.  They said, "Hello!"  Sans said to them, "So, what's it like getting a free ride from an army of Temmies?"  I looked around.  Most of the Temmies had gone off in the direction of my house.  "Weird.  And loud."  Frisk said, laughing.  They looked up at me. 

"Oh, hi!  Didn't see 'ya there."  Frisk laughed, offering their hand to me.  I took it, and shook their hand.  "I'm Frisk!  Frisk Dreemurr.  Who might you be?"  I replied cheerfully, "I'm Nagito Komaeda. Nice to meet you."  I looked around again.  "The coast is clear.  Guess I'll be going!"  I waved at Sans and Frisk.  "Bye!"  I called, running off to my house.  

Hi guys!  Wow, it has been quite a while since I've posted/updated!  You're probably wondering why there was a Tem- Pede.  And, it'll become a regular occurrence soon.  

s- spoiler alert.. it doesn't

Hope you enjoyed!  ❤Bye!❤