"Hey, kid. Whatcha doin'?"
Peter looked up from his phone, mouth full of Doritos, "eating a family sized bag of Cheetos"
Tony gave him a look, "umm that's a small bag Pete. That's not a family sized bag"
Peter shrugged "anything is family sized if you're an orphan"
"PETER!" The billionaire looked horrified at how nonchalantly the young superhero had said that.
"It's true" he shrugged again.
"Doesn't make it any better!" Tony's arms moved wildly as he responded.
Peter simply shrugged.
Three days later, Tony and Peter signed adoption papers.
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Thank you to anyone reading this. I'm sorry this one is so short but I've got midterms coming up but don't worry. I have a whole bunch of drafts. I just need motivation. Any feedback is appreciated (comment or dm me) and I take requests. Happy reading!
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Irondad & Spiderson
FanfictionA bunch of oneshots featuring Irondad and Spiderson. This is not Starker. Requests are closed. Happy reading! Cover by @Tanisha_Tabassum
