Irondad & Spiderson

Game Night

For those who don't follow me, I posted a message saying I'm going to continue my fan fics as though Infinity War and Endgame never happened. No spoilers! Also, this was partially inspired by a couple tumblr and Instagram posts so please don't come at me saying I'm unoriginal. Thanks and happy reading!
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At least once a month, the Avengers & co. got together for 'team bonding' as dubbed by Steve. Sometimes it was movie night or the group would make dinner together or something of that nature. It usually ended in fights both physical and verbal with the occasional tears.

All in all it was very fun.

For this month's team bonding night, they were doing game night. Tony had been in charge of buying games and had almost succeeded in buying Hasbro Gaming before he was caught by his husband, Steve. With the addition of Stephen and Nat to babysit, Tony made the sensible decision to only buy a few games. And by that we all know it was more than a few.

This would also be Peter's first team bonding experience. He had been a part of the team long enough that he could have been invited to others but always had something else pop up. But this time the arachnid would be attending. If he was lucky, he would be able to escape without any traumatizing experience. Steve still had flashbacks whenever he saw flamingos and Wanda couldn't look at apples without crying.

But that's another story for another time.

This particular story starts off in Stark Tower at 6:00 pm on Friday night. Tony with a little help from his husband had already prepared dinner and laid out the games for afterwards. The group of heroes slowly began to arrive.

Once the majority of the gang was there (the OG 6, Peter, Stephen, Wanda, and Mantis), they sat down to a three course meal of chicken noodle soup (with Finding Dory shapes), dinosaur chicken nuggets with Kraft mac and cheese, and chocolate Snack Pack pudding. Everyone was given the choice of apple juice or chocolate milk (to which Tony replied with 'Can my apple juice be fermented?'). Despite their ages and jobs, the heroes were amused and delighted at their dinner.

After a quick cleanup, they split into groups. Bruce, Thor, Peter, Tony, and Stephen were on Team Kick Names leaving Mantis, Nat, Clint, Steve, and Wanda on Team Take Ass. Tony was disappointed that he didn't get to be on the team with a cuss word in the name but quickly let it go after Steve whispered something in his ear.

The teams walked over towards the couches where the board games had been set up. As they transitioned from the kitchen to the living area, Tony wrapped his arm around Peter's shoulder and whispered "if we loose, you're out of the will" before calmly walking towards his husband. Poor Peter was left dumbfounded and simply shouted "I was in the will?" Unfortunately for the youngest member he received no response.

The first game that played was Sorry. It wasn't really a team game per se but Tony made up some point system that definitely made no sense in order to appease the opposing team. The game began and it started off pretty well.

Until Tony sorry-ed Peter. The teenager simply stared at him before saying as saltily as possible "what the fuck, Antony?"

Half the team burst into laughter while the other half screamed "LANGUAGE!" to mock Steve. Tony sat there dumbfounded, trying to decide whether to laugh, cry, or scold his not- actual- kid for cussing. In the end he did a combination of the first two, laughing so hard he began to cry.

The game continued with Mantis winning after completely dominating. Bruce had been one little thingy (whatever those game pieces are called) away from winning when Mantis sorry-ed him. The scientist dropped to his knees as dramatically as possible and screamed "Noooooooooooooo!"

Tony pretended to console him, patting his back comfortingly. "There, there you poor thing"

"Don't bring my financial situation into this" Bruce retorted, dead serious.