Irondad & Spiderson

Wisdom Teeth

29 k!!!!!! Finally got a request out. For all the others who requested I promise I'm working on them. Also just a warning I know close to nothing about wisdom teeth removal so there is a very good chance this is all wrong. You have been warned.
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"C'mon, kid. We can't be late"

"But daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad"

"Don't 'daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad' me. You have to go"

"But I don't wanna"

"Do I really have to count to 3? Are you three years old, Pete? C'mon already."

"Ugh. Fine"

Peter stood up from his comfortable spot on his bed (facedown under a stack of blankets) and began moving to the bathroom. He brushed his teeth and paused before whispering " I'll never forget you", pressing his index and middle finger to his lips, and finally touching each of his wisdom teeth in turn similar to a kiss.

It was weird yes but Peter didn't want to have the surgery and he knew FRIDAY was recording everything. Tony was probably being sent the footage at that very moment courtesy of the 'Put It On the Fridge Protocol'. Tony was a very proud father of his adopted son and kept numerous files of his achievements, photos, videos, audio recordings, and anything else he could find.

Peter sighed once more. He didn't see the point considering his wisdom teeth weren't a problem. At least not yet. But the doctor dentist guy told the young arachnid that the teeth could become problems in the future. So it was better to cut them out not and avoid unnecessary pain later. Of course Peter had retorted with something along the lines of 'there's a possibility hey won't be a problem in the future later meaning I'm going through an unnecessary surgery now'.

The doctor dentist guy didn't like Peter that much.

Peter would have to watch his back in surgery to make sure the dentist didn't try to murder him or anything.

Being the dramatic spider he is, Peter let out long dramatic and over exaggerated sighs. It got to the point where Tony was threatening to duct tape his mouth shut while Happy considered dropping him off on the side of the road.

This continued on for the whole thirty minute drive to the dentist office where the surgery would be taking place.

When the trio finally arrived at the office, Peter stopped talking for about a minute. And then he began a nervous chatter and tried to walk away. Tony and Happy of course had been expecting it and dragged him through the doors.

The other patients in the waiting room had to look twice when they saw Iron Man and his chauffeur dragging a teenage kid into their dentist office. The receptionist's eyes widened before returning to their normal size. Tony considered hiring her at the tower at that show of professionalism.

A short wait and a ginormous stack of paperwork later, a nurse walked into the room.

"Peter Parker?"

Tony and Happy had to practically drag the teenager into the operation room. It was supposed to be short so they weren't worried. But Peter certainly was.

It took a while and the various doctors were considering strapping Peter to the chair but eventually he calmed down and they began. It was only after Peter was unconscious due to the various gases and anesthetics that Tony began to worry. He knew it was only a short, simple procedure but that didn't stop him.

It took roughly an hour for all four to be removed. Peter woke up and the group began their journey back to Stark Tower. Tony had his phone camera, his watch camera, Happy's phone camera, the car camera, and a good old fashioned camera all recording at different angles. The billionaire wanted as much footage as possible. He couldn't afford to miss out on even one second of possibly priceless blackmail and maybe a try-not-to-laugh compilation.