Irondad & Spiderson

No Permission Slip

Hi everyone. I'm sorry for not updating. I've been super busy but we reached 48k! You guys are amazing! Also this was requested a while back. Sorry it took so long and I hope you like it. also. Anyone else hate the new update?
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"I'm sorry. What?"

"I said you can't go on the field trip"

Peter Stark looked at the signed permission slip in his hand. "But I have the permission slip right here!"

Mr. Feeny sighed. "Peter, I can't accept that."

"Well why not?"

The teacher grabbed the slip out of Peter's hand and pointed to the signature at the bottom. "I find it hard to believe that Tony Stark himself signed his intern's permission slip. I understand you are not that popular at school but lying about an internship with Tony Stark will not help."

Peter let out a frustrated groan. "But I'm not lying!"

Mr. Feeny gave the student a stern look. Peter opened his mouth again to speak but was promptly cut off. "Mr. Parker. You will not be attending this field trip. You will receive a detention and you will stop lying about your internship. I'm not arguing with you anymore, Peter. Head to class."

With a defeated huff, Peter spun on his heel and began walking to his next class.
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Later that night, Peter sat on the ceiling, dangling down from a web as he complained to his boyfriend Wade. Peter's hands flew wildly as he got more worked up about the situation until it seemed he was going to punch a hole in the wall.

Wade, being the supportive boyfriend he is, listened politely with a handful of comments when necessary. But when he say how angry Peter was getting, he had to interrupt him. "Baby, I need you to calm down. Anger is not going to solve anything in this situation"

Peter stiffened at his words but relaxed after a second as he took Wade's advice. The younger teenager released the web anchoring him to the ceiling and flipped to the ground. He began to pace back and forth in front of the bed as he considered what his options were. The field trip was tomorrow and everyone else was going so he would be all alone in class. Wade wasn't in Mr. Feeny's chemistry class so he wouldn't be going anyway.

"I have an idea." Peter announced as he stopped pacing to face his boyfriend. "I'll just stay home tomorrow and you can stop by during lunch. Dads wont' let you in the tower so it'll have to be quick and I don't want you skipping school for me. I need your help with something. We can't tell dads or anyone why I'm not going to school cuz dad will try to sue the school and Dr. Dad will find something to get upset about and the others will tell dads and it'll be a gigantic mess so no telling anyone. Got it?"

Wade nodded before grabbing Peter's hand and pulling him close. "Baby boy, you are a genius."

Peter blushed at the compliment and gave one of his goofy I'm so in love with you' smiles. "I know" he said cheekily.

Wade laughed at that before pressing a kiss to Peter's cheek. He went to kiss him again when Peter moved his head, meaning Wade kissed him on the lips instead. But neither of them cared. At least not until FRIDAY warned the couple of Peter's dads approaching. Having done this a few times, Peter was now a pro at sneaking Wade out of the tower. In less than ten seconds, the mercenary was gone without a trace.

On to the next step of the plan. Peter placed a rag into the sink and poured hot water on it. Then, he managed to sneak into the kitchen by crawling on the ceiling and shooting his webs to grab the necessary materials before heading back to his room. He began to mix his concoction of oatmeal, eggs, and expired milk. The smell was awful and put Peter on the edge of a sensory overload. He would really need to talk to Tony about throwing away old food. But nonetheless he finished with time to spare.