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im back with another fucking oneshot. get ready for some hd content and hold your wigs cuz they about to get snatched. this shit was requested. gentle reminder: DON'T STEAL MY SHIT OR U'LL PAY. ty
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bullshit. was the first thing ms.jordan thought when her 6th period walked in her classroom. it's been almost 7 hours of doing random teacher shit and she wanted to go burn the school down.
fuck it. the rest of the period was the same shit she did on even days. saying girls for the idefk time and roasting everyone on their shit. yeah. it was great.
*yeah this is a time skip cuz fuck this class and everyone is sick of ms. jordan's bullshit*
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^have some bad upgrade of caillou dude from edgenuity* fuck syed's edgenuity >:(
hehehehehehe. ms jordan basically teleported to her fucking white automobile and almost ran over some girls in the parking lot, trying to leave. why was she in a hurry? cuz she wants to see her granddaughter.
the same fucking granddaughter she rants about every day. yeah, so she liked raced some dude on i95 while driving to her house.
after some 10 minutes of her car polluting the environment, she reached her house. she got out and ran to open the door of her house.
she expected a running a running child come to welcome her back home but guess what? there was no fucking child. where was that little bitch? ms.jordan looked around everywhere trying to find that little bitch.
yeah, she didn't succeed. she went back to the kitchen and there she saw a note.
u want your little bitch back
then come and retrieve her behind the target near your house
ps. in exchange i need u to bring me ms. mendoza's high heels. u have 3 hours to bring me them or ur granddaughter will pay
so now, ms. jordan was on her way back to school to steal mendoza's high heels in order to save her granddaughter. she was now outside mendoza's classroom, looking for any sign of her.
she quietly entered in search of those nasty flats on a stick. there they were. next to her chair. she quickly snatched them and ran out the door before anyone suspected something.
she was now over the speed limit on i95 again to get to target. she had 20 minutes left and so she pushed on the damn gas pedal and sped through the highway.
after she arrived where the kidnapper said to meet, she got mendoza's high heel, which btw it smelled like shit, and went through the back part.
there she saw her. her granddaughter tied up to some random pole, scrolling through instagram. wtf?
she then faced her supposed granddaughter's kidnapper.
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^yes he's back fuckers
"did u bring the high heels?" george washington asked as he got closer to jordan. "yeah here". he snatched them and threw them nearby. he later got a match and made some fuego.
he threw the match on the high heels and got a tank of gasoline from out of nowhere and created a big fire. he went towards ms jordan's granddaughter and released her from the pole.
he then grabbed her shirt and threw her at the fire. ms.jordan the "smartass" she was jumped after her but did not succeed. hehehehehe they died.
george washington later got their bodies and took his private jet to throw them at the nearest volcano.
everyone's lives were better in ywpa. they didn't have to suffer her shit anymore. ms. martinez threw a party and everyone got the year off.
after too much partying, the school blew up and everyone died.
