Sidemen Oneshots!

All//Weed Brownies

I have nothing to add to this title XD

Words: 1338

Warnings: None

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When Simon came back from holiday with brownies made specially by Mummy Minter, all the Sidemen devoured them. Well, except for Josh, though, because he was still in his room recording before all the brownies were gone.

Simon's mum was in stage 1 breast cancer, and because of this, her husband decides to make marijuana brownies for her pain. And because of the holidays, Simon brings home a bunch of brownies that were thought to be without marijuana, but of course, the tins were exactly the same, so what could go wrong?

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Simon ate one brownie out of the 12, watching JJ devour 3 while the rest ate 2, except for Josh. They all went their separate ways, soon gathering up so they could film a potential Sidemen Sunday.

When Simon reached to grab a brownie for Josh, though, he saw all of them had disappeared, and chuckled to himself.

Oh well, Simon thought, he should have been down here when he had the chance. Although later, Simon could eat his own words.

Around 40 minutes later, Simon was sitting at his desk editing a video when he heard a loud crash downstairs. He didn't think much of it, but when he heard:

"STUPID BITCH! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU BROKE! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!" Simon decided to see what was up.

Simon got up out of his chair, walking to the door when his phone rang. He picked it up and answered it almost immediately.

"SIMON?!" It was his mum, almost yelling, in panic.

"Hey mum? What's up?" Simon said but he felt his words slur a little.

"WHERE ARE THE BROWNIES?! DID YOU TAKE THEM?!?" Simon's mum was kind of scaring him, but he answered a yes. He then heard mumbling in the phone and then he heard his dad's voice.

"Simon?! Did you eat any brownies?!" His dad was also panicking.

"Yeah, I had one, I-"

"Simon, they were the ones with weed in them!" Simon's head felt dizzy as he dropped his phone, running out the door, not even hanging up the phone.

"JOSH!" Simon yelled, running to his room. Thankfully, the door was unlocked and he was editing.

"What's up?" Simon explained the whole situation, the whole time Josh listening. "You gave them what?!"

"Weed brownies!" Simon answered again as Josh shot out of his chair, running out of the door.

"How long has it been?!" Josh answered, running down the spiral stairs as fast as he could.

"Um..45 minutes now." Josh looked at him in panic.

"Simon, when eating weed it takes 30-60 minutes for it to kick in, but people get more high than they do when smoking it." Josh explained, running down the final flight of stairs with Simon behind him.

"Oh god." Simon said but then Josh turned to him.

"Who had the brownies?"

"Who didn't?"

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The two decided to look around the house, splitting up. Since Simon only had one brownie, he didn't feel as high as he would if he had 2 or 3-which all the rest of the Sidemen did.