Pitch Made In Heaven (A Pitch Perfect Story)

Chapter 3: The Life of A Bella

Chapter 3: 

The next day, all the Bellas were gathered in the practice are where there were pictures of the different generations of Bellas before us.

"Man, the old Bellas was hot!" Cynthia Rose exclaimed.

"Yeah, they kept it tight." Amy answered looking at the pictures.

"Okay. Sopranos in the front and altos in the back." Aubrey said and we hurriedly arranged ourselves accordingly.

"As you can see, Kori is not here. Last night she was Treble-boned. She has been dis invited from the Bellas." Aubrey shared. Wow. I guess Donald did get some action last night.

"That oath was serious?" Beca asked Aubrey.

"Dixie Chicks serious. You can fol around with whoever you want to, just not a treble." Aubrey supplied.

"That's not gonna be easy. He's a hunter." Stacie said gesturing to her crotch.

"You call it a dude?" I asked her and she smiled and nodded.

"Stacie, the Trebles don't respect us and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power." Aubrey answered.

"Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'" Amy supplied. 

"So,does anyone here have anything to confess?" Aubrey asked looking at all of us. We all looked around wondering who in the hell she was referring to when she stopped in front of Mary Elise.

"It was an accident. I..." Mary Elise tried to explain but Aubrey would have none of it.

"Turn in your scarf and go." Aubrey told her.

"(cough) Slut." Amy said.

"Take your chair." Aubrey told Mary Elise who dragged the chair on her way out before she ran away crying.

"Was that necessary?" I asked Aubrey.

"This is war, Addie, and it is my job to make sure that my soldiers are prepped at go time with three kick-ass songs sung and choreographed to perfection. And there are only four months until regionals. So if you have a problem with the way that I run the Bellas, then you should just..." Aubrey started getting stressed and she looked like she was about to hurl.

"Don't stress Aubrey. Relax. We don't want a repeat of what happened last year." Chloe whispered.

"What happened last year?" Lilly asked quietly.

"What are you saying?" Chloe said.

"What happened last year? And do you guys wanna see a dead body?" Lilly repeated. Aubrey then made us watch what happened at Lincoln Center last year and we saw her hurling a weeks worth of lunch all over the audience.

"Ooh click on "Guy Pukes on Cat." Stacie told Lilly.

"Enough! It happened. It's over. We will practice everyday for at least two hours, seven days a week. And I trust you will add your own cardio." Aubrey told us which made me confused since it says on the whiteboard behind her that there were no practices on a Sunday.

"Why cardio?" Beca asked.

"Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio." Amy said.

"Okay, moving on. This is a list of all the songs that we have ever performed. And you will notice that we only do songs made famous by women." Aubrey told us.

"There's nothing from this century on here." Beca told her.

"Because we don't stray from tradition. Now this is how we will become champions." Aubrey said flipping one white board over to show a chart filled with lots of circles. The only things I could make out were "NO TREBLES" and "VICTORY". And so that began our rigorous training.