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Why the part shouldn't play D&D, or why Susie shouldn't DM and Be the only one who knows where the snacks are

Susie: Galstaff (Ralsei), You have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. the pungent stench of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls.

Kris (In the other room): Where Are the Cheetos!?

Susie: Use your eyes Kris! They're right next to you!

Ralsei: I cast a spell!

Lancer: WHERE'S THERE MOUTAIN DEW?

Susie: In the fridge! Duh!

Ralsei: I want to cast a spell!!

Lancer: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?

Susie: Yes! You can have a Mountain Dew! Just go get it!

Susie: What were you saying Ralsei?

Ralsei: ...I want... to cast-

Lancer & Kris: WHERE ARE THE OREOS?!

Ralsei: I JUST WANNA CAST A FRIGGING SPELL!! CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP AND FIND THE SNACKS ON YOUR OWN!!

Lancer & Kris: ...

Susie: Which one?

Ralsei: eh?...oh...

Ralsei: ...........I forgot....


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