Susie: *Eating Spam with a fork straight out of the can*
Ralsei: Do you have to eat that straight out of the can? There's such a thing as quality of life. Treat yourself to a plate and a side salad.
Susie: Leave me alone.
Ralsei: You don't even know what's in that!
Susie: *stares at meat on her fork* Mostly hoof... and salt.
Ralsei: It won't be a bullet that kills you.
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