Kris: What did the chicken cross the road?
Susie: why?
Kris: To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock
Susie: Who's there?
Kris: The Chicken..
Susie: ...
Kris: ...
Susie: ...
Kris: ...
Susie: I won't eat your face on one condition.
Kris: ...yeah?
Susie: You tell that joke to Berdly
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