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Ralsei: So, my cooking skills are alright. I  can cook cake, eggs, spaghetti, and fish.

Kris: Really? But fish is complicated, depending on how you cook it.

Ralsei: Not mine.

Susie: How do you cook fish?

Ralsei: I just get some fish that are raw and-

Kris: What kind of fish?

Susie: Name a fish, Ralsei.

Ralsei: sssssssssssssssssssss Sword, Sword Fish!

Kris: *trying not to laugh* You Buy sword fish?

Susie: *Also Trying not to laugh* That's expensive.

Ralsei: Well, You said name a fish and I was thinking.

Susie: *actually laughing* Name a fish you eat!

Ralsei: Salmon!

Kris: Okay, good, salmon.

Ralsei:Anyway, it doesn't matter what kind of fish you get.

Susie and Kris: Okay.

Ralsei: What I do when cooking fish. is I put it in a frying pan, with salad dressing and I just let it cook.

Kris: Salad dressing?

Susie: What kind of dressing?

Ralsei:  whatever kind is around.

*Susie and Kris burst out laughing*

Kris: Do you use 1000 Island dressing?

Ralsei: If it's there, yes.

Susie: Do you pour it over the fish and say "Look. it's like you're back in the ocean"

*The tree of them laugh*

Ralsei: So, yeah, That's how I cook fish.



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