Kris: This is for the internet how doesn't understand something, and to assist me is Susie who will be translating everything for the hard of hearing.
Kris: The two of us are not dating.
Susie: THE TWO OF US ARE NOT DATING!
Kris: We are not attracted to each other!
Susie: WE ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER!
Kris: Now please stop acting crazy.
Susie: NOW PLEASE STOP ACTING CRAZY!
Kris: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Susie: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
