Everyone entered Taco Bell, and approached the counter. "I'm sorry we don't serve faunus in this location." The Employee said. Yang's eyes changed from lilac to crimson and slammed her fist on the counter "I can feed you your own nutsack..." Yang said aggressively without yelling. "W-what would you like today?" The Employee said nervously. They ordered their meals and sat down, all except for Ruby and Nora who were eyeing the same thing on the menu, "The Rock The Taco Challenge"
Can you eat your weight in tacos? Eat more tacos than your competitor and the loser pays all expenses.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Nora asked with an eyebrow raised. "Are you thinking we compete against each other in the taco contest." Ruby asked. "Hell yeah!" Nora shouted.
Ilia stared at Ruby and Nora eating at the next table Ruby was up to 12 tacos, Nora was on 6. "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! IT WILL BE DELICIOUS!!" Ruby yelled finishing her 13th taco. Nora burped loudly scaring everybody in Taco Bell. "Wooh, Second wind!" Nora yelled. Everyone else in the group looked at the two big eaters. "Well they're certainly enthusiastic." Ozpin said through Oscar. Yang turned to Blake with a mouth full of quesarito. "Hey Blake, do you like sea food?" Blake turned to look at Yang. "More than almost anything especially compared to other food." Blake said excitedly. Yang opened her mouth wildly exposing her food to her. "SEE FOOD, GET IT?!" Blake blushed slightly and covered her face with her hands slightly laughing. Yang swallowed it down and licked her lips facing Blake. "You are totally disgusting, you know that?" Blake asked. "You love me." Yang said smoothly. "I do." Blake said plainly.
Ruby was up to 23 and Nora was up to 14. "Holy Crap she might actually beat Nora!" Juane said. "Is it weird this is kind of attractive?" Ren, Weiss, and Oscar asked. Nobody heard Weiss say it. "It's because her speed gives her body high metabolism." Qrow rationed.
"We have a winner!" The Employee said holding up Nora's hand. Everyone looked over at Nora cheering loudly. "54 to 32 the winner was clear." The employee said. Weiss snapped her fingers in disappointment.
Juane was so surprised he started choking on his burrito, he fell over and started rolling on the floor. "Juane!" Nora ran over to Juane and punched him in the gut. Juane wailed out in pain, Nora punched him again but harder. "GAAAAAAH" yelled Juane. Nora jumped and dropped her elbow down on his stomach so hard it knocked out the taco shell. "Ooooh fuck! I think I saw Pyrrha for a sec'." Juane gasped out. "I AM THE MAN!" Nora yelled. "You're a woman." Sun corrected. "THE MAN!!!" Nora repeated
"You owe me 9662 lien." The Employee said to Ruby. "Weiss?" Ruby turned to her as if expecting her to pay. "Don't look at me I'm not an heiress anymore." Weiss said disappointedly. "Don't worry Ruby, I'm still rich." Blake said. "Thank you, Blake." Ruby said with sad-joy. "What's that supposed to me..." Weiss started but was interrupted by a loud bubbly sound. Everyone slowly turned to Weiss. "Damn Weiss are you sure you're human?" Yang asked. "Wha..." Weiss started confused. "Because that could get you mistaken for a skunk faunus!" Yang said busting up laughing. "SKUNKS DON'T FART THEY SPRAY!" Weiss yelled loud enough for everyone to hear. "HEY EVERYONE, WEISS SCHNEE JUST FARTED!" Yang yelled out still laughing.
Weiss left Taco Bell stomping like a bull
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Behind The Vale [White Rose]
FanfictionWeiss finds herself in a parallel world where everyone is in each other's roles.