Don't be scared when I am around (yoonmin) [finished]

Yoongi and Tae (stupid plan)

No, no,no. Absolutely fucking not'' Jungkook said while sweating.

''Come on dude.You are just going to talk to her. Ask her if she can go and occupy Jimin's dad so that Dumb and Dumber can escape''.

''Why does it have to me? Why don't you go?''

''Cause she liked you before when you talked to her. It's really not a big deal''.

''You will save Tae-Tae''.

''What does that even mean?''.

''He might hadn't heard you before while Suga was driving but I did''.

''I didn't say anything!'' Kookie responded while blushing extremely hard.

''Whatever. Are you going to do it or not?''.

''Fine. Although I would prefer the microwave, but fine''.

''Go get her boy''.

''SHUT UP!!!''.

in the bathroom

''I cannot believe how this happened. This bitch is outside and even if he hates Jimin he still wants to take him home to succor him''.

''Calm your hormones dude. Your boyfriend will be fine''.

''Do you want to die in this bathroom?''.

''The phone is ringing'' Tae panicked.

''Answer''.

''You hold it''.

''OH,SHIT. Hey. Namjoon how did the plan go? He what? I will kill him, did you tell him that? No,no,no.We aren't doing this by no means. Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with this universe?'' Yoongi clearly triggerd tried to yell- more like whisper- through the phone.

''Give it to me you humunculus'' Tae grabbed the phone to talk to Namjoon.

''Did you fucking swear at me?''.

''First no. And second now you are swearing at me. I am trying to work here''.

''What was that word then?''.

''It means midget in a language you will never probably understand''.

''Is it in alien, cause I certainly don't understand that. Teach me'' Yoongi spoke in a teasing tone.

''Namjoon give me the phone...just fucking give it to me...ahhhh...ah shit...Guys Worldwide handsome here. Since we clearly cannot escape from this situation with plan A I suggest using my plan B instead. Listen Tae because Yoongi didn't like it at all. When we visited Jimin earlier I found two nurse uniforms in the bathroom. They are  in the storage hopefully. Someone must have left them there for later use. You are the later use so...wear them, try to change your voice or don't talk at all even better, open the door while ignoring every possible eye contact with mr ''I am a fucking dumbass and I know it'' and then  run . We will be waiting for you outside of the gate. Good luck'' Jin ended the call.

''If you even consider doing this...''.

''See it as an oppurtunity to become an actor. Get in the role'' Tae excitedly said.

''I want to get out of here. When I see Jungkook I will strangle him till he realises that I am a better Overwatch player than him''.

''That will need an extreme amount of strangling''.

''I cannot let Jimin see me as a woman''.

''And why is that?'' Tae smirked.

''It is not really manly, if you ask me''.