At least she's helping! I'm not cutting all of their hair off- just half of it. Except some of the Aphrodite kids- yep. I got Meg to help- one reason is because she saw the dare and the second reason is because when she saw the dare she threatened to spread the rumour on the fact my hair is in fact, glued on. So.. Her hair shall be spared.
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Meg: Let's start with the Aphrodite cabin- have you ever shaved all of someone's hair off?
Me: You're asking a four thousand, six hundred and twelve year used-to-be-god of healing- so yes, I have.
Meg: The twelve must've really messed you up- What's this got to do with healing?
Me: Cancer- grab the shavers, I'll go pick their lock. (Yes yes, I know you don't shave for cancer- this is called a 'joke' for those who don't understand.)
To be honest, I didn't like it when HE told ME to go in- I'm the one that tells him what to do, not vice versa! Anyways, as I walked in- I noticed how bright and colourful the cabin was. However most of the people inside didn't seem like.. Well- like their cabin.
Of course I was much more colourful than the cabin (and people) with my green sleeveless dress, torn black leggings and red shoes- Also known as my "traffic light" clothes (as Lester puts it.. However there isn't any yellow *anymore*). I crept up to the first victim- and I think her name was "Draw" or something. I forgot. But she looked like the most smug person in the world, so here we go!
Boop
Yeah she isn't going to have a very pleasant morning. We spared most of the others (and that I mean, only cut most of their hair) and did the same with the other cabins. Yep- during the dare, Lester kept on muttering random schist to Dodona (like "shut up" and "I hate you").. He had this crazy look on his face telling everyone that saw him that he's had enough.
It's official, he's gone mad.
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Sorry about the constant switching- it's Apollo again, Meg knocked me out. Yeah. She just gave my phone back- I think she only wanted to announce how insane I am. :v
. 7 am
Me: *pokes glued on hair*
Dodona: DOTH THOU- WHAT HATH HAPPENED TO THY HAIR?
Me: Nothing happened to th- my hair.
Dodona: ART THOU SPEAKEST THY TRUTH?
Me: Probably not.
Meg: Why is your arrow talking to you at this moment?
Me: Probably to annoy me.
Dodona: --
Me: That's right- shush!
Meg: I wish I could hear them.
Me: Trust me, you don't. *shifts the campers' boiled hair* Here we go.
Ning ning time skip
Me: Hello!
Campers:
Me:
Dodona:
Meg:
Chiron:
Will: Oh! There's my hair.
Meg: Breakfast is served!
Campers: What?
Me: *drops hair and runs*
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So.. Basically something like this happened.
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