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I'm sorry (15)

I was dared to eat one of my deer sister's sacred animals.

I'll just.. Nibble and won't swallow.

Uh, mortals eat them anyway.

Also, the most odd thing about today was that it was more.. Darker than usual. The moon had faded around 10 am and reappeared at 5 pm. That's probably because I notified Arty on the dare.

And of course, she wasn't happy. Though, I had managed to somehow not get shot. I am quite proud of that. I also managed to convince Arty that I was most certainly not going to spit the deer on the ground and leave it there. Anyways! Here's the story "thingy".

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I had woken up to the sweet feeling of icy water being poured over my body (note the sarcasm). I jolted right up and asked the first and most important question that popped into my mind, 'Why?'

'No,' Meg replied, as she held up my phone. 'Just, no.'

I had the sudden urge to scream 'my precious' and perhaps do a few judo kicks and snatch my phone away. That would've been nice.

Instead, I arched an eyebrow. 'You read Arty and I's conversation,' I noted. 'That's private.'

Meg blew a raspberry. 'Duh,' She said. 'When will you buy the steak?'

By now I was fully aware of my spongebob pajamas. I may or may not have screamed.

Meg glared daggers and repeated the question. I gave her a look that under different circumstances would've incinerated her. 'Now.'

'In your pajamas?'

'No!'

'When exactly?'

'I don't know!' These words aren't getting any less painful to say.

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Meg here- Time skip to after we get some slices of deer steak

I erased some stuff you don't need to read.

You are welcome

Yes my writing is in bold (my stuff is more important)

MEG! YOU ERASED THREE QUARTERS OF THE CHAPTER! I'm not writing it again.

That's the point

Ning nongenejwbwgiwjfbnd

Sorry, that was Lester
Peaches is taking care of that

Yes he did write the deer part. Here it is-

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I stared at the deer steak as if it was going to end the world. Next to me sat Meg, her expression wasn't any better.

'Well here goes everything!' I said, as I plopped a piece of the deer into my mouth.

I don't know what I was expecting. But nothing, literally nothing had happened. No thunder rumbled, no Meg made a comment, no Arty shot me in the back. No anything!

I quickly spat the steak out and placed it in a box. 'Well come on, help me bury the poor thing.' I said to Meg.

'I already dag the hole.' She replied.

'Well help me put them in the box.' I added.

'No.'

'Yes.'

'No.'

'Okay.' I grabbed the remaining pieces of the deer steak and carefully put them inside.

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Deleted-

WHY?

The burial was too sad.

Fine.

Don't ask why we're talking via wattpad on the same account.

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