So I have to set Kipcha up on a date.
Okay.
Okay.
Ok..
I was waiting out in front of the Artemis cabin, in the form of one of my dear children. I will not mention whom I was dressed up as, but some of you might recognize them by what I'm currently holding. A bag of chips.
(Okay! From here the style shall change, I'm kind of in a rush)
Me: *knockknockknock* KIPCHA *knockknockknock* KIPCHA *knockknockknock* KIPCHA-
Kipcha: *opens door* Tanj-
Me: Shhh, it's me, Mario.
Kipcha: What-
Me: ImeanApollo.
The sky rumbled.
Kipcha: You're not Apollo.
The sky rumbled again.
Me: I got a feeling father is listening to my name. He's probably coming now, so we gotta do this quick.
Kipcha: What are you talking about?
Me: You're going on a date with Will the cat.
Kipcha: I- no.
Me: Yes.
Kipcha: No.
Me: Yes
Zeus: APOLLO!
Me: Oh no.
Zeus: Oh yes, you're coming with me sonny.
Hermes: Sunny.
Me: Why are you here- nvm, nvm, okayhere'sthecatgoodluck. *hands Will to Kipcha*
Kipcha: *takes Will* *shuts door*
Me: *turns into glitter and yeets onto a roof*
Zeus:
Zeus: How did he get away?
Hermes: Probably because you were standing still the whole time.
Zeus, ignoring Hermes: We'll never know.
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I stayed behind this time, well, for a few seconds. You're welcome.
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