Maybe {Logicality}

Month Twelve (Logan's POV)

(MERRY BITCHMAS EVERYONE!!!)

(But in all honesty, have a wonderful holiday! And for all my closeted readers, you are strong enough to make it though. I believe in you.)

T.W.: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

It was the official start of Soulmate Week. The tattoo of glasses was once again on my wrist. It was also the day Roman was proposing to Virgil.

"Hey, Logan?" Virgil said, "Can I- can I talk to you?"

"Sure Virgil." I responded.

He motioned me into his and Roman's room. He started pacing on the cream coloured carpet. After a moment I spoke up.

"Virgil are you alright?"

The darker trait stopped suddenly.

"Virg-"

"I'm going to propose to Roman!" He yelled.

I blinked. This should be interesting.

"I'm going to propose to him today and I'm freaking out!"

"Virgil calm down, take a deep breath." I told him.

He nodded and followed my instructions.

"Do you have a ring?" I asked Virgil.

He nodded again and pulled out a silver and gold ring with diamonds and a heart shaped ruby.

I smiled softly, "He'll love it."

"Yeah?" Virgil asked.

I nodded.

"Thanks Logan..."

"Would you like to watch something to ease your nerves?" I asked.

"Uh, sure. What do you want to watch?" Virgil said, opening his laptop.

"Well, I heard about this thing called Don't Hug Me I'm Scared..." I said.

Virgil's face brightened, "Come here, sit down and shut up till the end."

I chuckled lightly and sat down next to him. Virgil pulled up the videos and we started watching. It was... interesting...

So this first one is about being creative? It is a very... childish scene. It has a very catchy tune. What's with the black goo and the silance? Wait... voices in your brain? Ok... now they're doing craft- wait is that a heart?! Is that a cake filled with organs?! That spelled death!

The first one ended and Virgil paused the video.

"Well?" He asked.

I blinked and shook my head, "it, um- wow."

"Are you up for the next one?"

I smiled, "yes."

Virgil clicked play. This one didn't seem to bad. It's about time, interesting. The red one doesn't seem to happy about this. Oh, the past, it seems like the Victorian times. The apple is... rotting? I guess that is what happeneds. The future looks slightly scary- and now there's fish? The red one still seems unhappy. Is time just a construct of human- AH! Wow. Thats an alarm clock. And now they're growing old... oh... oh that is unpleasant... And the ticking hasn't stopped. Lovely.

The screen went black and the next one started playing.

In this one they're having a picnic... with raw chicken... Oh a butterfly, something nice for- and nevermind. Now the yellow one is upset. Another butterfly, a talking one no less. Is this one going to kill them. Hmm, this seems too nice. Poor Michael. Yes, that is what happens when you're in love.

I felt Virgil tense a bit at the mention of a ring. I patted his shoulder reassuringly and he gave me a small smile.

Where were- what the hell is that. They feed it gravel? Oh dear, this has become a cult. W-was that just a fever dream!? Aw, that's cute. That's creepy!

The next one played.

They're playing a game... are they expecting something to happen? Do they know about the previous videos? Oh the globe- it's a computer? Where did that come from?

"Hey look, it's you." Virgil said.

I scoffed, "shut up and watch."

Now it's asking for personal information. Oh, okay, don't touch-! Wha- what is happening?! What's going on! Is- is that sound screaming?! Now they're digital... okay... so apparently the only things you can do digitally is graphing, style and... dancing. It's getting faster now... what's going on?! Oh no... WHAT WAS THAT! The duck and the yellow one are gone!? O-or flickering?!? The red one is going out the door- wow this suddenly got very meta... His head exploded in glitter?!

The next one.

The red one is missing. Did that picture just change? And now food is talking... this is... a thing, I guess. It's not bad so far. Oh, the phone is ringing and the music stopped- is the bird on an operating table?! And it's back to the talking food. That's a weird way to explain things. And the phone is ringing again. They're back at the table now and the phone turned into a sandwich? The bird is right, there is something very wrong. Those are the unhealthy foods... I held back a laugh at soil foods and yolk. Oh... oh that's pleasant... The fridge is alive to now? The duck knocked over the camera. Is he being eaten alive?! Oh no, he's being canned?! Is that a sentient can eating the duck?! The spaghetti is red and HAS EYES?! Oh dear, what's happening?! Did the yellow one eat the duck?!

As that one ended, I got a text from Roman.

It's ready!

"Hey Virgil?" I asked.

"What's up?" He responded.

"Why don't we go grab some snacks before the next one starts?" I said.

"Sure." Virgil got up from the bed and walked out.

The commons were decorated with red and purple roses. Roman was standing in the middle with a single black rose.

"Roman, what's all this?" Virgil said with a smile.

"Its for you!" Roman said, "I have to ask you something."

"Okay, Ro, what's up?" Virgil asked, still smiling.

"I love you to the ends of the earth, and I don't think I could live without you, so, Virgil," Roman got down on one knee and pulled out the ring, "Will you marry me?"

"What?!" Virgil said, shocked, "No, no, no!"

"Virge? Is something wrong?" Roman started to panic, "did I-"

"No, Ro, it's fine," Virgil took a deep breath and pulled the ring out of his pocket, "it's just... I was going to propose to you..."

Roman smiled softly, "I would love to marry you Virgy."

The engaged couple put on their respective rings. Roman cupped Virgil's face and gently kissed his fiance.

"Awww! That's so cute!"

That wasn't the kids... was that...

I turned around.

Yes!