The Return of Mah Homies

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Christmas break was over, and Severus and Lily and all my friends (Which is like, everyone.) had come back to Hogwarts.

Oh, and the mauraders too.

I had caught them in the courtyard suspending Sev in midair by his ankles. His wand seemed to have slipped out of his robes or something. And my wand was still in the common room, due to the fact that it was a Saturday.

I'm gonna have to slap a bitch.

I walk up to James and slapped that bitch.

And it was fun.

I enjoyed it. And I think Sev did too.

He sat on the ground where he fell when I slapped Potter. I was worried about a  him, because he was laughing so hard it looked like he couldn't breathe.

"I- I can't.....breathe!" He choked out between laughs. Okay, so he actually can't breathe.

Potter was rubbing his cheek where I hit him. He was shooting me a venomous look. I think I wounded his pride more than I actually wounded him.

Seriously.

I once bitch-slapped a stuffed animal, and it moved like, a foot. I am so fucking strong.

I skipped away from the scene singing a muggle song. "HERE IS MY STORY, I'VE GOT MY TYPE, TATTOOS AND SKINNY JEANS, BLACK BOOTS AND PIERCINGS, A PUBLIC ENEMY! NOT CINDERELLA, STILL GOT MY SHOES-!" I felt someone's hands cover my eyes.

"I LIKE THE ANIMAL, THE SUPERNATURAL, MAYBE I'M CRAZY BUT IF YOU WERE DRACULA, I BE LETTING YOU TAKE THAT BITE, HOT AND HAZARDOUS-!" I continued to sing. "You do, do you?" I turned to see Regulus Black, the mini Sirius. Except he didn't bully people for fun. And he was taller and lanky.

He's hot.

I think I like him.

Yup. Looks like I've got a crush on Slytherin Sirius.

"I've heard you have a thing for Slytherins..." He said to me, sitting down on the damp grass. "Where did you hear that?" I asked, intrigued.

He began to rant that  'you hate the mauraders and hang out with Severus and Lucius and your favorite colors are green and silver and that your cunning and ambitious and should have gotten Slytherin and why did you have to be so fucking smart and we should get to know one another and willyougotohogsmeadewithme-' I cut him off there.

"What was that last bit? I didn't catch it." He groaned. "Will. You. Go. To. Hogsmeade. With. Me." He said.

Uh oh.

We've hit a problem.

I SUCK AT WRITING UGGGHHHHH I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT BUT AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW THIS STORY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PLOT AT ALL AND I NEED HELP

ALL I CAN SAY IS #NoRegrets

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