To Date or Not To Date

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"Uhhhh, maybe we can get to know each other first?" I squeaked out. His smile faltered a bit but nevertheless, he said okay.

So I split my time between all my friends. And I spent my time ruining James's life. And having Sirius chase me around, proclaiming, "First, you're the only one that matches my beauty, and second, HOW COME YOU LIKE MY BROTHER MORE THAN ME?!" I also decided to hang out with Remus and Peter.

Dis is me talking: BY THE WAY WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PETER IF YOU WEREN'T SO MEAN TO ADORABLE LITTLE PETER MAYBE HE WOULDN'T HAVE SOLD YOU OUT TO THE DARK LORD. BITCH.

Anyway, I decided Remus was just an adorable little nerd who just wants somebody to accept him for who he is. And Peter's just small and clueless half the time. Also, he's cute, so I can keep him.

Cue Sirius asking why he isn't cute either.

"Why am I not cute in your book? I mean, look at me!" Sirius shouted at me.

My friendly side turned me around and told Sirius he was cute too before I could stop it. "Yes!" Sirius cheered. I groaned and stalked away.

Just to have him follow me and ask me out multiple times.

Two hours later, he was still tagging behind me (it was Saturday). "Go out with me?" I sighed. "No," I replied, but he continued to bug me. "You're starting to sound like James." He froze up where he was standing."Uh, I gotta go..." He trailed off, then dashed off to the Gryffindor common room.

"Bingo." I muttered and headed over to meet up with Severus and Lucius and Regulus. Sev was busy with homework and Lucius and Regulus were having a heated conversation on which was better, sour apple bites or sour strawberry strips.

"Everyone knows apples are sour already, but strawberries?" Regulus said, to which Lucius replied with, "Exactly. Eventually, people get sick of sour apple." I was still standing behind them trying to be noticed.

"LISTEN TO ME, YOU INSOLENT FOOL, I AM YOUR KING!" I shouted. Nobody looked up. "Hello, Kay." (Kay is what Sev calls me instead of Kyara.) I flopped down onto the grass between them.

"Hullo, Sev, Reggie, Luci- hey, Lucius, I need a nickname for you." He looked scared, as the only nickname I could possibly think of was Lucy. Or Luce. "Uhhhh, I'm fine with Lucius...." I grinned.

"Nope, you're Luci now! Hello, there, Luci." He groaned and said, "I knew this would happen. I. Just. Knew." I just grinned some more and said, "Okay, Regulus, how do I get your brother to stop asking me out?"

We eventually created a plan to prank him so every time he asked me out, something embarrassing would happen to him. Sev made the potion and had me drink it. It would colour and style his hair random colours and designs. We tested it on Sev, because he was the only one with the antidote.

His hair turned long and straight and pink with an orange checkered design. The end of his hair tapered into a sharp point. Eager to get rid of it, he downed to antidote in one gulp. His returned to its usual colour and length.

"You'll have to drink this every four hours and twelve minutes," Severus said. "I can't wait to see Black with rainbow hair that's shaved on one side."

And speak of the devil.

At that moment, Sirius came over and asked me out. The effect was immediate.

I had lots of fun writing this chapter, especially the hair. I realized that Black, who prizes himself on his beauty, (Heheheh, Black Beauty,) would want a girl who matched his beauty.

And so came forth the plan to have Sirius die from embarrassment.

Ickleblops. Bye.

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