"Kya tujhe sach mein lagta hai maine sahi kiya? I mean, sab uski ek nazar mein behosh ho jaate hain aur maine uski thamki ki palat ke jawaab di. Like seriously, tujhe nahi lagta ki ab bina time waste kiye mujhe aakhri wishes poori karni chaahiye?
"Duffer, chhup kar. Woh teri ek baal bhi nahi chhu sakta. Zara main bhi toh dekhu ki woh karele ka chacha, ullu ka raja tera kya bigadtha hai. Agar meri hote hue usne teri ek chotu si bhi nuksaan ki na toh tu uski naam apni kutte ki naam se replace kar lene."
"Teri kuch nahi ho sakta. Sach mein. Saddam Hussain tujhse kam attitude dikhata hoga, I swear."
"Haq bhi nahi hai usse attitude dikhane ka. Kuch sahi thodi kar raha hai banda. Idiot kahega. Ab mere jaisi har koi thodi na har kaam mein sahi ho sakta hai. Bhagvan ne ab mere jaisi piece banana band kar diya toh kya karun, woh chaahte hi the ki main single piece rahoon."
"Yeah, right. Insaan kya, bhagvan bhi ek galti do baar nahi karte"
"Jealous toh mujhse barson se log hai, isi liye ab main aisi logon se aur unki baaton se bhi resistant ho gayi hoon. Aur waise bhi, teri zindagi mein aane ki bhimmat karne waali har problem ko uski nani yaad nahi dilayi na, toh tu meri naam badal de."
"Aww....soo cute!! Tu meri kitni care karti hai...how sweet!!"
"Oh hello, zyaada udne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Tujhe pareshaan karne ka birthright bhagvan ne sirf mujhe di hain. Aur meri right mujhse chheenne waale ki toh poori patriarchal hierarchy ko main apne saamne khutnom pe laaungi. Samjhi?"
"Mmh....samjhi!!"
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Mehfil
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