Timeskip 3 Years
It was now the day of team placements. Throughout the 3 years of the Academy that had passed, the students had been taught a number of things and faced entirely new experiences. Of course that always came with some trouble and different events. One such event was that he was going to be promoted to jonin at the end of this last Academy year.
(I'm not going to do the graduation test because you know that I'd just have Naruto use KBs instead of regular bunshins.)
(Additional: The Rookie Nine all passed.)
"Alright, here are your teams..." Naruto just laid his head down on the desk and waited for his name to be called.
"Team 7, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Hyuuga Hinata." Multiple shrieks appeared all over the room from Sasuke's fanclub.
"NOO! WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN WITH SASUKE-KUN?"
"I BET THAT HYUUGA HUSSY IS JUST TRYING TO GET IN SASUKE-KUN'S PANTS!" Naruto turned and glared at the one who said that, brandishing the tanto Jinso had given him in the form of a massive claymore.
"You wanna say that again, you fuck-faced skank?" He growled out.
"AHEM!" Everyone turned to see Jinso with his hand in front of his mouth.
"Now then...your team will be taught by Hatake Kakashi. Team 8, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, and Whoruno Sakura."
"I AM NOT A WHORE, YOU JERK!"
"'Scuse me, I coughed a little when I said that." Naruto and Sasuke smirked at the back of the room, knowing he actually did call her a whore.
"Your sensei will be Yuhi Kurenai."
"Team 9 is still in circulation from last year, so Team 10 will be Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, and Nara Shikamaru. Your sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma. Please wait for your team senseis to arrive here." Jinso then gave a peace sign with his hand, and with a loud shout of "Ja Ne!" he threw a flash bomb down and disappeared.
3 Hours Later
"Where the hell is our sensei!" Sasuke yelled. Everyone else had already left the building, and they were the only ones left. The three were sitting on a row of desks right beside each other, and Hinata was leaning her head on Naruto's shoulder. Said whiskered blonde began tapping his finger to his chin.
"If I remember correctly, Nii-san said to wait three hours, leave a note for our sensei—and a trap—and then go to the roof. Something about him being a major perv and always showing up late as fuck." He replied to the ravenette. So then Naruto got out a slip of paper, wrote down a message, and the three left to go to the Academy roof.
One Minute Later
A man with silver, gravity-defying hair stepped into the room. Seeing no one there, he looked around. Then Kakashi spotted a note on the floor.
Dear Ero-scarecrow,
Look behind you.
-Team 7
P.S: We're on the roof.
"Look behind me?...What the—oh shit!" Kakashi had to dodge a hail of flaming and sparking kunai before moving over an 8x4 mat of makibishi spikes and finally leaping out the window to avoid a lightningbolt that crashed down where he used to be.
'Are they crazy! That could've actually killed me!' Kakashi mentally shouted. He then shunshined up to the roof only to find Team 7 playing poker. Of course, he then facefaulted onto the ground.
"Oh, good. Sensei's here." Naruto remarked while not looking away from the poker game. Kakashi got up slowly, his eyebrow twitching. The silver-haired Cyclops then used the Demon Head Technique to shout at them.
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Disciple of the Elder God
FanfictionMost people believe that Kami is the highest deity, and there is no greater being than her. They are wrong. There is one above her, and he has been watching Naruto Uzumaki. Now this deity decided enough was enough. He was going to make Naruto's life...
