Omake #1
Jinso Plays Halo Reach
Everyone's favorite choconette put on a mic and started up his Xbox. Jinso, the god of Chaos, who was named Shōgai (Disorder), Ryu, Jashin, Amaterasu, Kami, Yami, Lady Luck, and Satan had all formed a team so they could play Reach together. Shōgai was someone Jinso had met about a week before he went down to Earth to help Naruto, and the choconette had to admit; the guy was a lot like him in terms of personality! Shōgai looked almost exactly like Cloud Strife, except his hair was brown, he wore a long, tan trench coat like Anko, and he wore a ski cap on his head that had spikes of his already spiky hair poking out of it.
Everyone on the team loved playing the game and showing up all the noobs. If there was one thing they could all put their differences aside for, it was kicking ass in online games. He immediately joined said team, and they were about to start...when a noob messaged him and his team, asking to join.
"What do you think guys? Should we let this fucker join?" Jashin asked. Jinso rolled his eyes and replied,
"Fuck that! Can we go kick ass now?"
"Come on, Jin. Give the kid a chance." Ryu said in a gentle tone.
"For once, I agree with Jin. I don't want a noob on my team!" Satan answered. Shōgai nodded in real life.
"Same here! That's a load of bull fucking shit and you guys know that!" They were about to start bickering when Amaterasu stepped in with a solution.
"Then how about we take a team vote?" She said. They all agreed to vote on it and then began.
"I say no." –Satan
"No fucking way." –Jinso
"Yes." –Ryu
"Why not?" –Amaterasu
"Hell no." –Jashin
"Sure." –Kami
"Okay." –Yami
"Fuck no!" - Shōgai
The score was 4 votes for no, and 4 votes for yes. That meant the final decision would be made by Lady Luck.
"Alright, L-chan, you're the tiebreaker," Amaterasu said. Everyone waited in anticipation before Lady Luck finally said,
"Let him join." Jinso, Satan, Shōgai, and Jashin all groaned in anger.
"Fine, he can join, but only for this match!" Jinso said, getting an agreement from the others.
The person immediately joined their team, and they went into a match. Jinso's character of choice was Inheritor rank. The moment he entered, the noob was right beside him and Shōgai. Shōgai saw a sniper rifle and immediately headed for it, managing to take the weapon before the noob could.
"Aw, but I wanted the sniper rifle!" They said in an annoying voice, letting them know that the noob was the generic 11-year-old noob that NOBODY wanted to have on their team. Jinso and Shōgai didn't even bother turning their characters around to talk to him.
"So what? It's a frigging gun. Just wait for another rifle to spawn and then grab it." Jinso said before he and Shōgai left to get in position. The noob kept muttering to their self in anger.
"But I wanted the sniper rifle! He's probably not even gonna kill anyone with it! Probably sucks ass at using it..." The noob said to no one in particular. Jinso and Shōgai lined themselves high up on a building and managed to locate someone from the other team. Jinso was watching Shōgai's back while the God of Chaos lined up his shot.
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