Disciple of the Elder God

The Beginning of Team 7!

Welcome to Chapter 5!"

Now then, I just want to say something important...

A good meal is only made with the best ingredients. Take this story for example; it's like breakfast. You can have a good meal and all, but sometimes, it just needs a little LEMON!

LEMONY GOODNESS TIME!

Well, I originally had a lemon in here, but I unfortunately had to remove it thanks to the douchebag owners of Fanfiction so as not to be banned or have my story removed. Jerks...

Also, let's play a game. Each time I make a bad pun, a bad joke, or put too much emphasis on a good pun, take a shot of beer. I'll place a number in between two asterisks after each, and then we'll count it all up at the end!

ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

"Human talking/small summon talking"

"Whispering"

'Thinking'

'Demon talking/boss summon talking'

"Telepathic communication"

"Author speaking"

Disciple of the Elder God Chapter 5- The Beginning of Team 7!

Sunlight came in through the windows of Jinso's room, accompanied by the sound of birds chirping.

'Man, it feels GOOD not to have to do all that damned paperwork up in heaven! Good thing I thought of splicing Kami's DNA and my own DNA before we left; I don't what I'd have done if someone up there found out that Kami and I were missing!' The choconette was brought out of his thoughts by the sound of moaning next to him. Turning his head, the god saw Amaterasu somehow fondling herself in her sleep. The sight of this nearly caused Jinso's eyes to pop out of his skull.

'HOLY SHIT! I must be the luckiest man in heaven if I'm allowed to see this!'

"Mmm...Jin-koi...that feels so good..." Amaterasu mumbled in her sleep.

"She must be having a wet dream about me..."Jinso said to himself. A mischievous grin crept onto his face. He then activated barrier and silencing seals that were put all around the room.

"Then I'll make that dream a reality..."

Timeskip

"Have I ever told you how much I love you?" He asked the white-haired beauty, removing the sound and barrier seals that were located around the room. Amaterasu tapped her chin in thought.

"I think another round of sex would prove it." She replied with a lewd grin.

"Not until that limp goes away." Jinso then picked his lover up bridal style and carried her to the shower to clean up, but, to Amaterasu's displeasure, no sex. Jinso's reply to that was,

"I still want you to be able to walk, you know." Once they were done, Jinso carried Amaterasu back into their shared room bridal style, kissing the entire time. A towel was wrapped around Amaterasu's body, covering her, as Jinso would say, 'luscious breasts and sweet honey pot', and Jinso had wrapped a towel around his waist. At that moment, the door opened.

"Hey, Nii-san, you awake ye—HOLY SHIT!" *1* Naruto's eyes bugged out at the sight of his surrogate brother and Amaterasu kissing each other while only wearing a towel each. Jinso broke the kiss with wide eyes.

"Naruto!? What the hell are you doing in my room!?"Jinso shouted at his adopted little brother.

"I-I-I..." Naruto stammered as his eyes snapped back and forth between the two of them. The blonde then slapped himself to snap out of his stupor.