Disciple of the Elder God

A New Evil Rises

Still thinking for anyone else. Also, Jinso will have someone, who you will see in this chapter! (Hint: Her name has "tera" in it!) Now then, without further ado...We depart!

Chapter 3: A New Evil Rises

HAJIME!

"My, my, how angry you are!" Waka said as he dodged Jinso's attack. The choconette landed on the ground, crouched and ready to fight. Jinso then laughed at Waka's statement once he landed.

"Oh, trust me, this is mere annoyance! Now, that being said, let us fight like true swordsmen!" He stated. Waka glided(?) down, doing a midair pirouette.

"Indeed, ma chérie! Let us fight like warriors, not brutes!" The Tao Master replied.

"En garde!" Jinso mocked, leaping forward with the intent to stop Waka from drawing Pillowtalk. And it worked, as he was so fast that Waka was literally slammed into the barrier that somehow surrounded the fight—as it did for all fights—and received a nasty bump on his head that started bleeding. Amazingly, the slam broke one of the three weak spots in the barrier, and it dispelled.

"Whoa, the half-baked prophet got banged up real good!" Issun exclaimed. Jinso sheathed his sword with a flourish, and went over to Waka, who was holding his injured head.

"Need a hand, ma chérie?" He asked jokingly, extending his arm. Waka grasped the hand and stood up.

"I must admit, that was quite the...fight...if you could call it that, no?" The Tao Master commented.

"Indeed it was." Jinso's view then shifted to Amaterasu and Issun, who were being stared at by Naruto.

"Naruto, stop staring at the wolf and the little man on her head; You're making them uncomfortable!" He barked. Naruto immediately stopped.

"I just wanted to know why the wolf has weird red markings and a flaming mirror on its back, that's all!" The jinchuriki replied in a whiny voice.

"Wait, kid...you can see Ammy's markings?" Issun questioned.

"Yeah, so?" Naruto replied with a snort. Jinso facepalmed.

"Naruto, the wolf is a fricking god. That's why she has markings and a flaming mirror!"

"Ohhh...That makes much more sense." Jinso's palm once more introduced itself to his forehead.

"Anyways, can we hang with you two for a bit? We're REALLY far from home, and we gotta figure out a way to get back."

"Uh, I dunno..." Issun replied, trying to find a way to get out of the situation.

"Naruto, do it." Jinso suddenly said, snapping his fingers. Naruto formed a hand seal and shouted,

"Oiroke no Jutsu!" A cloud of smoke enveloped him, clearing to show a hot, nearly naked woman with smoke trailing over the NC-17 rated areas, if you know what I mean.

"Holy smokes..." Issun mumbled, falling off of Amaterasu's head and onto the ground in a daze. Naruto transformed back into his regular self, and Jinso asked,

"So whatd'ya say?"

"Heck yes!" Issun instantly replied, shooting up onto Ammy's head.

"Now then...Mr. Flamboyancy, off with you!" Jinso said comically while making a shooing motion at Waka, not caring about anything the Tao Master said. The group began walking around aimlessly. Why? Because it's what you do when you are in a video game and have nothing to do!

"So if the wolf's a god, then shouldn't you two be bringing down divine justice or something?" Naruto asked out of nowhere. Amaterasu and Issun suddenly stopped in place.