Omake: Aftermath ofthe HerobrineIncident
"WHAT THE FUCK, DUTCHY?!" Shogai yelled into his mic, furious with her. Dutchy let out a loud giggle.
"You should've seen the look on your faces! Oh man, that was classic!" She replied, laughing all the while.
"Man, FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Jinso shouted in rage, throwing his headset against the wall. He then sighed and got up to retrieve the damaged hardware.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET ALL THAT SHIT?!" Jinso then yelled. "HELL, I EVEN LOST MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN! MY GODDAMN PORTALGUN!"
"So what? Just make another." Dutchy casually told him.
"Just make another...JUST MAKE ANOTHER?! DID SHE JUST FUCKING SAY "JUST MAKE ANOTHER"?!" The Elder God raged.
"IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER ONE! I'M PISSED BECAUSE IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET SHIT TO MAKE THAT, AND NOW IT'S FUCKING GONE!" Now Dutchy felt kinda bad. However, all other thoughts were pushed back when everyone heard a new voice.
"Damn, Jin. You need to take anger management classes or somethin'. You've got a real fucking temper on ya." Someone said in an Australian accent. Everyone's characters turned and saw a character with a skin that showed jet black hair with scarlet streaks, dark brown eyes, a black shirt with something red on it, dark red pants with black lightning patterns, black shoes, and a small, thin mustache.
"Hey, Kogun! How the fuck are ya doing, man!" Jinso greeted happily.
"I'm doing well. Just got back from Australia; was a hell of a time." Kogun replied.
"I can tell; ya still got the fucking accent." Jinso said.
"Eh, it happens. I still remember the time when we all went to Mexico and you managed to gain a fucking Hispanic accent and couldn't get rid of it for three whole months." The Australian shot back, causing Jinso to let out a small growl.
"Well, fuck you too." Kogun let out a bellowing laugh.
"Same as always, eh, Jin?" Jinso grinned.
"You know it, bitch. If I wasn't the same, then that'd be fucking stupid. Now how's about you help get all my shit back?"
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Disciple of the Elder God
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