Disciple of the Elder God

Road Trip

Lemons are great!" –Speaking

'I know, they're so tasty!' –Thinking

"Not that kind of lemon, you baka!" –Demon speaking/Boss Summon speaking/

'He means the written kind.' –Rika Speaking

"The lemons that are all over the Fanfiction website." –Snarling

"You know, the kind that pervs fap to on the Internet." –Low-level Summon Speaking

'Oh, those lemons!' –Telepathic Communication

'I'm so happy that people write ones of Sasuke-kun and me!' –Inner Sakura Speaking

"Those people need to see a doctor, a therapist, and a hypnotist at the same time! And you need to be put in a fucking insane asylum!" –Author Speaking

DOEG Chapter 6- Road Trip!

"GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMN CAT!"

That was the sound many in Konoha were treated to as Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata, and Uzumaki Naruto chased after the bane of all genin; Tora, the Daimyo's wife's cat.

"SASUKE, IF YOU'D LET ME HELP, I COULD CATCH TORA!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke currently had scratch marks all over his face while Naruto, Hinata, and Kakashi were in perfect condition.

"FUCK THAT! KATON: GOUKAKYU NO JUTSU!" A large explosion rocked the Training Grounds as a huge fireball nearly hit Tora.

"JUST LET ME HELP, YOU EMO PRICK!"

"I'M NOT EMO! I'M JUST MISJUDGED!"

"Got her!" Came a feminine voice. Naruto and Sasuke stopped their quarrel in the trees to see Hinata softly stroking Tora's fur. The cat itself was purring under her gentle touch.

"Damn, Hinata-hime! You gotta show me how to do that sometime!" Naruto exclaimed with an appreciative whistle.

"Nice work, team. Let's go turn in our mission." Their lazy and perverted sensei said as he appeared from the trees.

"You didn't even help! You just stood there, reading that shitty porn!" Sasuke yelled at him. Suddenly, everyone started sweating as a dark aura grew over Naruto. Tora balled herself up against Hinata while Naruto's teammates ran away. Kakashi was the only one still there.

"Um...N-Naruto, c-can't we w-work this out?" Kakashi stuttered. Naruto slowly reached for his hip, before pulling out an 'L' shaped object. The object was colored black, decorated with orange and gold flames and a light gold lightning bolt, and had a chrome finish. The blonde pointed it at Kakashi and yelled,

"DIE!"

3 Minutes Later, Hokage's Office

"Where are Naruto-kun and Kakashi?" Hiruzen asked the only other two members of Team 7. Hinata was still holding Tora in her arms, as they could not give the cat back until everyone was there, for the mission had to be completed with the whole team there.

As if on cue, the door bust open to see Naruto dragging a burnt, electrified, and half-dead Kakashi into the room.

"There they are," Sasuke said, stating the obvious. Naruto dragged Kakashi over and dropped him on the ground.

"Naruto-kun, why is Kakashi half-dead?" Hiruzen questioned. Naruto gave his surrogate grandfather a blank stare and said,

"I hate that book." The Hokage looked down to see a copy of Icha Icha in Kakashi's hands. Hinata then handed Tora back to the Daimyo's wife, who began petting (read: strangling the life out of) her. Sasuke grinned evilly as he made choking motions towards the cat with his hands.